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23 / F / Gay / Single
- Last Online
- Today – 1:14pm
- 5′ 5″ (1.65m).
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Gemini but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from two-year college
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently)
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Until then, though, I'm pretty happy working my job. I never would have guessed I'd find my calling selling sex toys, but here I am.
I suspect I may also be a good listener too, because people talk to me a lot about their problems and look to me for advice, of which i have little of real value to offer as most of my advice I make up on the fly and hope the person doesn't act on it.
Some other random skills:
Losing nail clippers.
Sleeping through my alarm/turning my alarm off in my sleep
Accidentally changing the settings on my computer and being unable to fix it. (I don't recommend windows 8)
Ruining clothes shortly after I buy them.
I've been called "the most real person I have ever met" by multiple people, so I guess I'm good at not being phony.
Though I'm on the short side, people have told me I don't seem short because I carry myself like I'm tall. Whatever the hell that means.
Also, if I'm driving my car is pretty noticeable. When I was 16 I thought it was a good idea to cover it in bumper stickers. I guess I wasn't expecting my car to last me until adulthood. If you can call my life adulthood.
Books: Harry Potter, Good Omens, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. If you like supporting local writers, I recommend Alex Bledsoe's work.
Shows: I don't actively watch most television. Even shows I really love I will usually just have on in the background while writing or something. But the shows I love are as follows: Doctor Who, Merlin, QI, any of the Law and Orders, Mythbusters, Firefly, Sherlock, Castle, Downton Abbey, Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog, Archer, That Mitchell and Webb Look.
Music: Coheed and Cambria, AFI, The Smiths, Alkaline Trio, Rise Against, Dropkick Murphys, Of Monsters and Men, Florence + the Machine, Mumford and Sons, The Decemberists
Food: Fresh fish, Ben & Jerry's ice cream, pancakes, rum of any kind, water, bacon
I also really love stand up comedy, especially Eddie Izzard, Louis CK, Patton Oswalt, Bill Burr, and Ron White
Video Games: I play a lot of everything, if something catches my eye, I'll usually give it a shot, but I really love the Fallout games, Elder Scrolls series, Rainbow Six: Vegas 2, anything Zelda, most things Star Wars, the GTA and Saints Row series, Dragon Age Origins, Minecraft. Video games are a good topic to start a conversation about, lol.
Whether or not it's worth it to buy a new guitar and relearn how to play
How to go from who I am to who I want to be
Also David Tennant, Nathan Fillion, and Benedict Cumberbatch. I'm not sure what you call a lesbian's celebrity crush on a man, but I've definitely got celeb crushes on those fine gentlemen.
Wednesdays and Thursdays are typically the only day I don't work, so I usually spend them catching up on laundry, hanging out with friends/family, writing, or just generally unwinding.
I'm pretty busy, but I make time for what matters to me.
- Girls who like girls
- Ages 18–28
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
Take that as you will.