* Grab the nearest book.
* Open the book to page 56.
* Find the fifth sentence.
* Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.

"The director general was a milky-looking sphere a metre or so in diameter surrounded by hundreds of spiny protrusions of varying thicknesses and in a broad spectrum of pastel colors."

-Matter, by Iain Banks

What should be done with your body after you die?

• Bury me.
• Cremate me.
• By all means, please find a good taxidermist.
• Something else.

Frankly, I'd prefer to just be dumped naked (or maybe in a nice biodegradable shroud) in hole somewhere where my nutrients could help out.

No preservatives please. Just naked in a hole.

Would you wait for someone you loved, who was framed and wrongly put into jail for 14 years?

• Yes
• No

I don't really know what this question means.

Would I support and love them through their wrongful incarceration, and be them for them both in and out of the joint? Of course I would.

Would I let my penis wither into a dry little cashew out of some misplaced sense of martyrhood? No fucking thank you.

This is another one of those questions that seems to be written from such a different moral standpoint that I feel I just have to skip.

If two cars were faced away from each other back to back, both cars travelled 8 miles forward then made a 90 degree left turn and traveled another 6 miles, how far apart would they be?

• Right next to each other.
• 48km
• 32km
• I'm not sure / Hey, there's no SKIP button

OK, I must be reading this question wrong. Shouldn't the answer be 20km?

Oh... Duh. Kilometers versus miles. Duh. Move along.

Which of the two would be your preference: A lifetime supply of your favorite snack food or a 30-minute orgasm??

• Duh. The 30-minute orgasm
• Give me the Snacks!

Bwah ha ha! Guess which one I picked. ;-)

If your spouse asked you to get a small discreet matching tatoo with them, would you?

• Yes, Most Likely
• Maybe, I would think about it
• No, what if we divorced?
• No, I disagree with tatoos

We actually all ready have matching tattoos! We got them for our engagement. And I plan on getting a tattoo of my wedding band for the 10th anniversary.

My only other tattoo is a tattoo of my daughters foot from the day she was born on my right shoulder.