I've got a fourish/fivish year old daughter (depending on when you read this), who is smarter, faster, and more attractive than me. I'm pretty much doomed. She'll eat us all alive, and go back for seconds. I've also got a remarkably sweet one-and-half-ish son. He's a real peach so far. But they're not kidding when they say two is significantly more intense than one. Damn, dude.
I guess I'm looking for people to chat with, the occasional boy to make out with, or maybe neat boys/girls who want to hang/play with a kickass pervy couple. We're both bi, and all over the map sexually so feel free to make any old weird proposition you'd like. If you want to check out her profile, you can see her at curiousnebula.
Boys, I should warn you... I tend to be kind of picky when it comes to men. I'm sexually attracted to men, but I tend to be able to relate to women better. That being said, please don't hold back from reaching out. Especially if you like the idea of making out with a couple.
I am wisecracking, happy, and flexibly perverse