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twentycamels

37 M Brighton, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Libra
Education
University
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Degenerate Film Geek, Horror connoisseur, and Occasional Writer/Actor/Comedian, with a questionable history of failure and success.
What I’m doing with my life
Stoking the fires of creativity when the mood takes me, watching the world burn from the safety of a laptop, wandering abroad from time to time, and freely milking an onslaught of dead-end jobs.
I’m really good at
NOT bigging myself up to strangers.
The first things people usually notice about me
My face. Apparently I look just like 'that bloke out that thing', whoever he is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: The Bachman books, Kill Your Friends by John Niven, The Crossed Series by Garth Ennis, anything by Terry Pratchett, T.C. Boyle, Irvine Welsh, and Charles Bukowski.

FILMS: Way too many to list, spanning a cornucopia of genres, but leaning strongly towards black comedy and cult cinema. My taste gets exponentially snobby after 1990.

SHOWS: Blimey, TV really got born again of late didn't it? I follow most of the cult favourites, although not Mad Men. There isn't enough guns, swords, bikers, southern hillbillies, nudity, or meth in it. True Detective recently managed to tick all those boxes, 5/5.

MUSIC: What, are you kidding? Music sucks. I hate music. Especially The Pixies, The Damned, Mogwai, Bob James, Hammock, The Melvins, Ween, Yo La Tengo, and The Stranglers.
The six things I could never do without
Thousand Fathom Sleep, E-Cig, WiFi, Something to watch, Nandos Extra Hot Piri Piri Sauce, and Late Opening Hours.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
stuff, and the usual uncensored subliminal noise that fills the gaps between interaction with others.
On a typical Friday night I am
harbouring zero intention of getting up early on Saturday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm into foreign house-porn.

(That means admiring desirable overseas properties on real estate websites, not watching europeans fuck buildings.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You use whole words instead of numbers, can spell 'you' properly, and have mastered the complex art of rotating a photo 90 degrees.