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twiBLAST

20 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 19, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OOPS I FORGOT OF THIS WEBSITES EXISTENCE DUE TO MY SUDDENLY BUSY LIFE I APOLOGIZE TO ALL OF YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE SO SORRY SHIT -5/3/13

So I'm this human thing, who is looking for other human things to do things with...because apparently doing things with other human things is a thing human things do?

I just realized that doesn't summarize me at all, so here are some bullet points for you to make things simple:

• Androgynous gender queer thing?
• Pansexual? Grey Asexual? I'm still figuring it out.
• Aspiring artist / writer? "Aspiring" as in I'm a lazy piece of shit?
• Spontaneous? Or maybe just an idiot.
• I putting question marks on everything because I don't even know who I am?

Yeah you're better off meeting me and figuring this out for yourself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"An obvious disinterest, a barely managed smile
A deep nod in agreement, a status quo exile
I shirk my obligations, I miss all your deadlines
I excel at quitting early, and fucking up my life!"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Exploring places I shouldn't, thinking, being restless.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not people, and I dont ask, so...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My "favorite" books, movies, and shows tend to change depending on what I am currently watching or reading.

I'm a big fan of Homestuck, LotR, Hitchhikers Guide, Doctor Who, and anything Joss Whedon though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A flashlight is all I ever need.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything, the mind is my home and my haven.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Running around looking for something to do, like every other day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have....an okcupid account!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you visited this profile?

And for fucks sake, I'm only here to make new friends, as it clearly states above!

Stop that.

Stop assuming things.