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twice_removed

34 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved to Chicago 10 years ago from Hawaii. I honestly didn’t intend to stay here so long – but come on – Chicago’s great! (Yes – greater than Hawaii in my opinion). I like to think I’m a pretty lively person with an active social life and plenty of fun things going on.
I equally enjoy introspective conversations on intellectual topics, such the unnatural social construction of inner cities, as well as in-depth discussions about the best taco in Chicago, or the best Simpsons or MST3K episode.

I also tend to try a wide variety of hobbies and activities, often based on a whim, to see what sticks, this has included (but is not limited to) ballet, volleyball, tennis, drawing, meditating, boxing classes, guitar, story-telling, etc. What is your fun hobby I can try?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Karaoke. Finding new places for dinner. Trying to talk the cat into getting a job. (A 2 income household would be great, Cougar!)

I also work for a wonderful international organization that allows me to travel from time to time, which is great! I work out, hang out with friends frequently, travel, drink wine and good beer, and sometimes eat Chipotle (I feel I need it about 3-4 times per year). This summer I am playing beach volleyball again, which is super fun! I recently found out my softball skills are subpar at best. (See photo).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The analytical section of the GRE, insight and introspection, remembering the lyrics of 90's rap songs, finding my friends in large crowds or at the beach and navigating public transit in any city.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I am short. People also are always super surprised to find out I am 34, I guess I look younger. Or people are trying to be nice?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am going to follow the lead of my dear friend, who recently shared her profile with me, to say - this stuff doesn't really matter all that much. Basically, I care that you read (maybe not Atlas Shrugged as your favorite book) and like music (maybe not Nickelback). And love food. Other than that - it's all good.

I'll keep my responses brief:

Books: I love reading – there really needs to be Book It! program for adults (books + pizza – who needs anything else in life?)
I just finished The Warmth of Other Suns (if you've read it, message me now! I want to find someone to talk with about this book!) I'm currently reading "Moonwalking with Einstein" which apparently could turn me into a mental athlete. Can't wait!

Movies: I just watched Obvious Child (amazing). Some classic favorites are Kill Bill, Bamboozled, Mean Girls, and any teen movie.

Music: I miss the 90’s for the music alone. (1994. Best albums ever). I also listen to my fair share of old school punk, including some emo/ pop punk.

Food: This list is far to extensive to type out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family and friends
2. Public radio
3. Red wine
4. Open mindedness and attempts at general kindness
5. Books
6. Google maps
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Methods to escape potential disaster scenarios. I read a book once about people who are more likely to survive disasters, and one characteristic is they have a plan for disaster survival in most situations. I think I could probably I could survive a plane crash. (Happy to share strategies with you).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This is quite varied in the summer: Karaoke, dinner with friends, cookouts, parties, etc. Or maybe just the gym then a movie at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might sometimes call you on the phone instead of texting you. Just like the 1990's.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You have a positive association with liberalism and feminism.
- You can make me laugh and appreciate great dinners and drinks.
- You play euchre - I need a euchre partner!
- You have a generally positive outlook on life with a healthy dose of cynicism for laughs.
- I hate to be negative here, but married dudes - stop messaging me. No judgement! Just not for me. Same deal with suburbs.