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twiffy

35 Bloomington, IN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was 8 years old, my parents and I were flying to Long Island to visit relatives. After going through security, my parents grabbed the bags and were about to take me to the departure gate when I said, wide-eyed and innocent and very loudly, "gee dad, it's a good thing they didn't find the bomb." We were promptly escorted to a security office, interrogated for the next three hours and, needless to say, missed the plane.

“Does this mean that if we hang out,” you think to yourself, “he’ll get me sent to prison??” Yes, but not until we know each other better. Until then I will sing with you in public. We will talk enthusiastically about nerdy things. I will take you to see the empty graves of Elzira and Delistia, the century-old vampire succubi who still roam the underbelly of Hoosier National Forest. We will build things for the sheer joy of it, and once in a while they’ll actually work.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
PhD in math. Ed-tech startup. Failing to find time to write fiction. Adventuring. Adding to the long list of instruments that I play badly.

Moving, however slowly, to California, and taking everyone else with me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
New ideas. Generating enthusiasm. Not injuring myself during ridiculous adventures. Injuring myself when exercising. Being happy. Getting lost. Not sleeping.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
How about my favorite everything??

Miyazaki. Dune. Being so cold it aches, then getting into a hot shower. People with Actual Fucking Enthusiasm. Fight Club. Grand Budapest Hotel. Taking off in a plane. Thinking about what I’ll be like to be future-me thinking about past-me thinking about present-me. Indian / Thai / Ethiopian food. Crooked Still. Watchmen (the graphic novel not the movie). House of Cards. Tuxedo cats and Bernese Mountain Dogs. The elegance of things that make sense, the whimsy of things that don’t, and the secret that they’re really the same.

Red pandas make me go squee.

Update: apparently so do baby squirrels.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there’s something rather than nothing. Emergent phenomena; how a shit-ton of atoms magically gains the ability to think. Evolutionary reasons for things like homosexuality. The right setting for human morality. What are the things right in front of me that I’m just not seeing.

What's Next.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Coffee makes my pee smell like llamas.