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34 Bloomington, IN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:53am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was 8 years old, my parents and I were flying to Long Island to visit relatives. After going through security, my parents grabbed the bags and were about to take me to the departure gate when I said, wide-eyed and innocent and very loudly, "gee dad, it's a good thing they didn't find the bomb." We were promptly escorted to a security office, interrogated for the next three hours and, needless to say, missed the plane.

I haven't changed too much since then! I'm irreverent and enthusiastic. When it comes to people, I could laundry list a whole bunch of character traits I value, but in the end my best friendships and relationships come down to this: I do a lot of things, and I'm interested in a lot of things, and I can converse about a lot of things -- and those closest to me, while often having different passions, have similar enthusiasm and diversity. If there is anything you love, and you can tell me about them while exuding passion, I will eat it up and give back the same.

Although that last sentence sounds a little like I'm talking about poop. I'M TALKING ABOUT AWESOME CONVERSATIONS. Jesus people, get it together.

Beyond that, I'm liberal (but not one of the neurotic easily-offended types), playful, rational, energetic, social, and adventurous. I'm an ENTP in Myers-Briggs, and a 7 with an 8 wing in the Enneagram. I enjoy doing a lot of creative / spontaneous things that defy easy categorization, but for more easily classified activites I love outdoorsy things, and when I have time I play tennis and ultimate frisbee and I hike, run, and cave. I love contra dance and playing music, and I'm always on the lookout for someone not too embarrassed to sing duets. I also just picked up the mandolin, so if you want to jam with someone who is horrendously inexperienced, let's do this! RICHES AND FAME HAVE HUMBLE BEGINNINGS.

More? There's always more, but now this section is too long so let's press ahead. Take what you can; give nothing back!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Academics, entrepreneurial work, fiction writing, social engineering, and music!

Currently I'm finishing my PhD, getting my tech/educational startup off the ground (we're going live in the Fall!), and working on a novel series. Then for the future I have plans for several academic books, two more businesses, a band, and an intentional community.

Also enjoying the shit out of adventuring, good company, creative / silly endeavors, and the glorious novelty without which I would surely wither!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being happy, and making others happy. Having an obscenely good sense of time. Having an obscenely bad sense of direction. Not sleeping.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall and thin, confidence & energy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
You know what? No, of course you don't, but I'll tell you. I used to have an infinite list here just like everyone else and their grandmother. And then I realized that my self-descriptions are already sufficiently ponderous, and that the topic of this question is better fodder for conversations than for providing salient data on compatibility.

So here are 6 things, to partially serve in place of the idiotic "6 things I could never do without" section.

Dune / AHWoSG / Fight Club / want to watch The Wire / Indian & Ethiopian / Miyazaki.

If you want to know more, press that message button. Press it like a boss.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Academic: Artificial intelligence, TQFTs, the singularity, fractals, consciousness and self-awareness, why there's something rather than nothing, hard limits on cognition, the evolutionary reasons for things like homosexuality. Fucking magnets! How do they work??

Random: Would I voluntarily have amnesia for 2-4 weeks so that I'd have to empirically deduce what I'm like? (Yes.) Would I spend years in zombieland, fighting the undead and organizing human resistance? (Yes.) Would I take a one-way trip back in time and suffer the horrors of no internet just so that I could use my knowledge to completely change the trajectory of history? (I go back and forth on this one. No internetz???)

Active and Adventurous: creative or off-beat things to do in Bloomington! What should the next ridiculous and awesome adventure be? Will it result in hand-scars and car-mold like last time?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Coffee makes my pee smell like llamas.