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twinpines_mallr

38 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
#Killinit

I do need a haircut though. (This statement is like a broken clock - often true and often not.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
See response to question above.

Also, prepping to get that haircut.

Update: I got that haircut.

Update: Damn... I need a haircut again.

Update: I got a haircut.

Update: Saving money by not needing a haircut.

Update: Spending money as now dedicated to a shorter style.

Update: For those of you keeping score, I have successfully gotten a haircut two months in a row. We really gotta suffer for beauty, don't we?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. Comedy. Design. Art. Running. Worldbuilding. Trolling the Internet for art and photographs. Packing like it's Tetris. Eating. Adventure. Getting into trouble. And making the bed each day. And caffeine.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
UNBELIEVABLE CHARM AND A USE OF CAPS!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I leave TCM on while I work... when I am at someone's house with cable. To Be or Not To Be, Seven Days in May, From Here to Eternity, The Dr. Kildare series, The Thin Man series, Children of Paradise. Wings of Desire. Back to the Future(s). Either version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Was surprisingly entertained by The Hobbit. Marx Bros. films. Docs by Ken Burns, esp. The Civil War and The War. Silver Linings Playbook. Kubrick. Big Time (Tom Waits). True Stories. Oblivion. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. Twelve O'Clock High. Other stuff.

The Mighty Boosh. Archer. The IT Crowd. Shameless (The British original). The Wire. The League. Breaking Bad. Bates Motel is pretty good... so far. Spaced. TV docs by National Geographic, etc. about animals. Aaaaaand The Great Race. Hannibal. The Killing. i CAN'T STAND Homeland. Deal with it. I really wanted to like Agents of Shield but it isn't working for me at all. Penny Dreadful is dope so far. Mad Men, why did you get so bitter?

LCD Soundsystem. NIN. Going Quantum podcast. Gustav Holst. Richard Strauss. Philip Glass. Sleigh Bells. The Xx. Tame Impala. Bob Dylan. German Drinking Songs. Neutral Milk Hotel. Did I say LCD Soundsystem? Radiohead. Heatmiser. TV on the Radio. WOODKID. Electronic Music of all kinds! 'Cept glitch hop because it kinda drives my brain nuts. Queens of the Stone Age.

Blogs:
Superpunch. FFFFound. Topless Robot. The Mary Sue. Toycutter. Improv Dance Party. Art of the Title Sequence. Tie-a-Tie.net. Dethjunkie. Love You Good. Io9. Otaku Gangsta. Arrest Us. Future Hunter. Screenburn. IO9. Kotaku.

Paintings:
The Way to You - Friedensreich Hundertwasser
Man With Red Loincloth - Egon Schiele
New York Movie - Edward Hopper
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Vitamix!!
2. SPACE HEATER! - Damn, LA, why you so cold?!
2a. AC - Damn, LA, why you so hot?!
3. Jeans, sneaker, and a t-shirt - I like it classic.
4. Improv and/or inks and paints and/or caffeine to help the previous.
5.
6. A giant dry erase white board
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Creating new worlds. Characters and their motivation. What's funniest. Tv shows on Netflix. Design & Packaging.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing and then adventuring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never seen the movie Groundhog's Day.

There. I've said it. Weight lifted.

Also, I like girls with tattoos. And 5-Hour energy drink. Shut. It.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can be as cool as this - http://youtu.be/OoA0cTC228M

You like this song - http://youtu.be/tpprOGsLWUo