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twinsunset

28 Portland, ME Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:48am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i honestly never know what to write in these things...

i'm a pretty down to earth and laid-back guy. generally and genuinely pretty optimistic about life and the future, even when i probably shouldn't be. i enjoy being around people and groups/parties, though i'm fairly shy to begin with (but i can be good at hiding it). but i can be just as happy cuddled up watching a movie as i am doing anything else.

i'm kind of geeky in the things that interest me and used to be embarrassed by it, but life's too short to sweat the small things like that. get to know me and you'll like me.

the best thing about me is my all-inclusive sense of humor, i'm always attempting to say something funny. or making a caustic, sarcastic remark. it helps me get along with pretty much everyone i meet and makes me a pretty fun guy.

oh, also, i have problems keeping track of who's profile i click on if it's not in the recently visited tab. so i apologize in advance if i show up in your recently viewed section more than once without messaging you.

Extra points to anyone who actually gets what my User Name is in reference to.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being awesome, generally. I'm a professional at being a Jack-of-all-trades (that doesn't mean I'm unemployed.... Ladies)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
useless trivia, i know a little about a lot. also an extensive knowledge of pop-culture.

i like to sketch and have been told i'm pretty good, but i've never done anything with it really.

i'm also pretty good at cheering people up. i'm pretty great to have around for self-esteem as i constantly have a compliment up my sleeve.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm told i walk with some swagger, but i don't see it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
some of my favorite books are older ones like, the picture of dorian grey, island of dr. moreau, the invisible man, etc.

I don't have even basic cable, so any TV I watch is mostly online/downloaded. But I always love just about anything on Adult Swim, recently became a fan of Dexter, Arrested Development, It's always sunny, Flight of the Conchords, and Kids in the Hall are always good. The Walking Dead and Arrow are the two shows going right now that I try to catch. Then I also like cartoons, Adventure Time, Regular Show, and pretty much anything fun and nerdy or resurrected from back in the day. Like Ninja Turtles or Transformers.

a few of my favorite movies are clerks, mallrats, star wars, the descent, nightmare on elm street, transformers, indiana jones, Jaws, John carpenter's the thing, alien, Back to the future, American psycho, the Dark knight trilogy, Ghostbustrs, Zombieland, Halloween, Spider-man/the Amazing spider-man, Scott pilgrim, Godzilla or Gamera movies. generally i'm a big fan of sci-fi and horror.

music, i listen to everything and anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
witticisms
fun people
cell phone
strong sense of self
something to look forward to
and a good story
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future, what else?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
never know until i get there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
ask me sometime.
You should message me if
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You want to make a poor life decision.

Or, if you're bored. or if you wanna get to know me, or talk about dorky things.

or if you can recite Quint's speech from 'Jaws' to me.

or if you're adorable with red hair and/or freckles... that may be my weakness.

or if you're local and maybe just wanna hang out.

But most importantly... If you can recite the Green Lantern oath. Google searches on this are considered a crime against humanity and will be prosecuted as such.