Where to start? Well, I just started a new job so the stress of that should be hitting me in about one month. On the bright side, this means when I am not at work I am a happy camper. I like my job, it's just that I'm not used to being the Boss and it's nice to not have to worry about that for a couple hours a day.
I am a nutjob. I want to be upfront about that. Not in a psycho killer kind of way; more in a I-don't-understand-the-world-and-I-have-to-laugh-or-I-will-drown-in-tears sort of way. On the bright side, this helps me enjoy the various facets of Alcohol.
I have completely convinced one (and possibly more) of my coworker(s) that I am clinically bonkers. You know, with lots of non-sequiturs and occasional pterodactyl sounds.
I am peculiar. Like a some fuzzy, mythical woodland creature, I am fascinating and rare... and easily spooked. Not exactly the classical mold of Manhood, but there it is. I can get nervous, but I am never malicious. I myself am often opaque, but I have been known to illuminate. I can safely say I am not like anyone else you have ever met, but this has proved frustrating, surprising, dismaying, and occasionally relieving.
I recommend sneaking up on me.