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twistednoodle

39 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:02pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I have had the same garbage up on here for way too long so it's time to get Kafka on its ass.

Where to start? Well, I just started a new job so the stress of that should be hitting me in about one month. On the bright side, this means when I am not at work I am a happy camper. I like my job, it's just that I'm not used to being the Boss and it's nice to not have to worry about that for a couple hours a day.

I am a nutjob. I want to be upfront about that. Not in a psycho killer kind of way; more in a I-don't-understand-the-world-and-I-have-to-laugh-or-I-will-drown-in-tears sort of way. On the bright side, this helps me enjoy the various facets of Alcohol.

I have completely convinced one (and possibly more) of my coworker(s) that I am clinically bonkers. You know, with lots of non-sequiturs and occasional pterodactyl sounds.

I am peculiar. Like a some fuzzy, mythical woodland creature, I am fascinating and rare... and easily spooked. Not exactly the classical mold of Manhood, but there it is. I can get nervous, but I am never malicious. I myself am often opaque, but I have been known to illuminate. I can safely say I am not like anyone else you have ever met, but this has proved frustrating, surprising, dismaying, and occasionally relieving.

I recommend sneaking up on me.
What I’m doing with my life
Wasting it in as amusing a manner as I can manage. Also, I sometimes make mediocre tongue twisters. Apparently.
I’m really good at
Inquiry, goofing off, thinking, communicating the thinking, rote tasks, tying knots, finding the Darkness in the Heart of Man, not judging.

Enjoying the company of Cats. My friends have threatened me with a subscription to Cat Fancier. I am in touch with this part of myself and anyone who is not OK with that can suck it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hmm. I've no idea. Probably my decision making abilities.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ian M. Banks' Culture series is by far my favorite science fiction.
China Meiville produces some wonderful weird fiction.
Chomsky rules!
The Gone Away World is pretty fantastic.

As for food I love the familiar yet infinitely variable meals, such as pizza, burritos, and salads.

I am drawn to post-apocalyptic fiction; no matter how bad it's going to be I am willing to read/watch it. I suspect most people consider this to be evidence of my Pessimistic nature. I, however, claim that recognition of the coming apocalypse is merely Paying Attention while my fascination with related fiction is evidence of my innate Optimism in that I would love to believe we pull through it. So there.

I watch alot of TED talks. Since full meals like Frontline are rare I must have my educational snacks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the world is insane and how best to make a joke about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Socializing in its many and varied forms.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Madness is a matter of perspective.

Also, when the time comes you should make the first move. I will make the second and probably the third.

So... about the casual sex, I feel it carries a certain inherent creepiness, but on the other hand, why the fuck not? That is all.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Frankly, just about any reason should suffice. I love talking... and talking and talking.

However, if you are part of a Rolling Crew, Benign Gang, or Circle of Friends that frequently gather and make merry and could use a witty new member then you have extra special reason. At my age all my friends are pair-bonded and not prone to the frequency of social mixing that satisfies me.