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twitchasaurus

25 Salt Lake City, UT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a first-year teacher looking for new people to hang out with. I can get along with just about anyone and I love to make other people laugh. I tend to be ever so slightly awkward, but I like to think that it's in the the most delightful way possible. I absolutely love the outdoors. I try to go on big camping trips as often as I can. I'm also a little bit nerdy. I love comic book super heroes and strategy games. I've played Magic the Gathering for a while and I also spent a semester co-supervising the Pokemon club my 6th graders started. I played Pokemon cards with them every Wednesday and LOVED it (now I can't stop playing...).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just started my career as a 5th grade teacher. That pretty much says it all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things I'm good at include, but are not limited to: Making other people laugh, being a friend, skiing, singing, strategy games, hiking, guitar, teaching, solving problems, listening, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd say it's most likely either my sense of humor or my awkward charm. Or maybe it's just the fact that I'm the most handsome man alive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Dexter, The Da Vinci Code, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Movies: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, I Love You Man, Zombieland, Easy A, Dark Knight, Iron Man, The Muppets, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Avengers, pretty much any comic book movie, Guardians of the Galaxy

Shows: Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Arrested Development, Modern Family, Psych, Community, The Office, Big Bang Theory, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Archer, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, New Girl, Adventure Time

Music: Green Day, Cake, Reel Big Fish, The Killers, Ben Folds, Jack's Mannequin, Weezer, Say Anything, Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, The Hush Sound, Rise Against, The Airborne Toxic Event, etc.

Food: Sushi, Indian food, Burgers, anything edible....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
The internet
Music
Humor
Camping
Dogs (preferably big ones)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The best way to go about achieving my goals. What I want to do to have fun in the immediate future. What I want to eat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately, I've been using Friday nights as recovery from the week, but now that I'm getting used to my schedule, I'm starting to go out more (usually just to a pub with some friends).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a secret fear that I'll pee my pants in public almost every time I'm forced to hold it in for prolonged periods of time (like in the middle of teaching a lesson). I've never actually done it, but I get unreasonable anxiety related to this every so often.
You should message me if
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You want someone fun to hang out and be nerdy with. You love camping and hiking. You want to play strategy or videogames. We seem to have a lot in common.