25 Chicago, IL
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My self-summary
Proud Chicago native getting (update: got!) my education on in New England, who speaks Argentinean Spanish, & likes boys from all around the world. (har har har)

Disclaimer: I wear glasses 75% of the time so the pics are kinda misleading.

I don't take myself seriously lots of the time & probably use too much self deprecating humor.

I'm analytical & not so creative. I'm funny, but not artistic at all & that's kind of a bummer.

I'm honest & blunt, & a chronic over sharer.
What I’m doing with my life
Just graduated hollaa. Majored in American Studies & Community Health. Please don't ask what I'll do with that major, 😬

After that I will go where the wind takes me (wind=employment) and would like to travel and catch up on sleep before I pursue any sort of masters. I'm having a sort of quarter life crisis. It's not pretty.
I’m really good at
Breakin it down on the dance floor. I LOVE latin dance & can def hold my own.

Buying self development books, then never reading them cause they are stupid.

Being smart duh
The first things people usually notice about me
Good hair, nice smile, short legs. Im a solid 7.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like non-fiction & fiction equally, but find myself in the nonfiction section most of the time. Last book I read that I loved was The Spirit Catches You Amd Them You Fall Down by Anme Fadiman. Big fan of Junot Diaz & Jonathen Safran Foer as of late. I listen to a bunch of Podcasts. I don't read thaaat much, but I want to.

Beyonce is my spirit animal & Drake is my boyfriend. There is a special guilty place in my heart for reggaeton. Huge Kings of Leon fan. I like playing The Temptations & other Motown when I get ready in the morning. Been vibing with Major Lazor & Childish Gambino latly. My first CDs were Smash Mouth & 50 Cent's Get Rich or Die Tryin'. The latter will always be on my list of fav albums.

I don't eat any seafood at all.
I have never met a dessert or candy I didn't like. It's not good.
The six things I could never do without
Latin Dancing (salsa,bachata,merengue)
hair ties
bus pass
My headphones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Am I a bad kisser?
What is wrong with Amanda Bynes?
when is the next bus coming?
Am I skipping the gym because fuck the patriarchy or because I'm being a lazy piece of shit?

I spend a lot of time thinking about the anthropology of food, gentrification in Chicago, gender, & health equity, Also what should I wear why can't everything be stretchy?

I'm always accumulating interesting articles & end up reading 40% of them. tops. But I'm passionate about lots of things, follow politics, and like being in the know.
On a typical Friday night I am
I usually don't go out out (read: drunk) more than once a week on Saturdays. Every other Friday im probably trying a new restaurant with friends followed by some classy activity; otherwise I'm at home doing nothing and I love it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm kinda freaking out about not knowing what I want to do in life and could use a swift kick in the ass about it. I'm a frazzled hot mess but have a big heart, lots of passion, & brains. I'll probably, actually definitely, frustrate you as I go through my post grad crisis.

I guess I should mention that I'm almost legally blind. Consider it a charming yet ridiculously inconvenient quirk. No, glasses won't help much, sorry brah. You've been warned.

I'm concerned that I'm pretty much functionally illiterate, but smart enough to get away with it...maybe just Im bad with commas....
You should message me if
If you're one of the first ones on the dance floor. I'm always tryna go out dancin'. Also please be hot & smart & funny & perfect. Bonus points if you like going to EDM concerts but are not a total bro.

Don't message me if:
-you're anti-vaccination cause SCIENCE. Take that shit somewhere else Jenny Mcarthy.
-you're someone that complains about having to be"pc".

I can't stop talking Im sorry