Disclaimer: I wear glasses 75% of the time so the pics are kinda misleading.
I don't take myself seriously lots of the time & probably use too much self deprecating humor.
I'm analytical & not so creative. I'm funny, but not artistic at all & that's kind of a bummer.
I'm honest & blunt, & a chronic over sharer.
After that I will go where the wind takes me (wind=employment) and would like to travel and catch up on sleep before I pursue any sort of masters. I'm having a sort of quarter life crisis. It's not pretty.
Buying self development books, then never reading them cause they are stupid.
Being smart duh
Beyonce is my spirit animal & Drake is my boyfriend. There is a special guilty place in my heart for reggaeton. Huge Kings of Leon fan. I like playing The Temptations & other Motown when I get ready in the morning. Been vibing with Major Lazor & Childish Gambino latly. My first CDs were Smash Mouth & 50 Cent's Get Rich or Die Tryin'. The latter will always be on my list of fav albums.
I don't eat any seafood at all.
I have never met a dessert or candy I didn't like. It's not good.
What is wrong with Amanda Bynes?
when is the next bus coming?
Am I skipping the gym because fuck the patriarchy or because I'm being a lazy piece of shit?
I spend a lot of time thinking about the anthropology of food, gentrification in Chicago, gender, & health equity, Also what should I wear why can't everything be stretchy?
I'm always accumulating interesting articles & end up reading 40% of them. tops. But I'm passionate about lots of things, follow politics, and like being in the know.
I guess I should mention that I'm almost legally blind. Consider it a charming yet ridiculously inconvenient quirk. No, glasses won't help much, sorry brah. You've been warned.
I'm concerned that I'm pretty much functionally illiterate, but smart enough to get away with it...maybe just Im bad with commas....
Don't message me if:
-you're anti-vaccination cause SCIENCE. Take that shit somewhere else Jenny Mcarthy.
-you're someone that complains about having to be"pc".
I can't stop talking Im sorry