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twity214

24 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Proud Chicago native getting (update: got!) my education on in New England, who speaks Argentinean Spanish, & likes boys from all around the world. (har har har)

I'm really slow to respond. sorry sorry!

Disclaimer: I wear glasses %80 of the time so the pics are kinda misleading.

I don't take myself seriously lots of the time & probably use too much self deprecating humor.

I'm analytical & not so creative. I'm funny but not artistic at all & that's kind of a bummer.

I'm honest & blunt, but can also be non confrontational when things bother me for some reason.

I'm concerned that I'm pretty much functionally illiterate, but smart enough to get away with it...maybe just Im bad with commas.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just graduated hollaa. Majored in American Studies and Community Health

After that I will go where the wind takes me (wind=employment) and would like to travel and catch up on sleep before I pursue any sort of masters.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breakin it down on the dance floor. I'm big into latin dance & can def hold my own. But don't confuse that with being coordinated/an actual good dancer. ☝️that I am not

watching YouTube videos
Not making eye contact
Buying self development books, then never reading them cause they are stupid
Being smart duh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Good hair, nice smile, short legs. Im a solid 7.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like non-fiction & fiction equally. Last book I read that I loved was The Spirit Catches You Amd Them You Fall Down by Anme Fadiman. Big fan of Junot Diaz & Jonathen Safran Foer as of late. I listen to a bunch of Podcasts.

Beyonce is my spirit animal & Drake is my boyfriend. There is a special guilty place in my heart for reggaeton. Huge Kings of Leon fan. I like playing The Temptations & other Motown when I get ready in the morning. Been vibing with Major Lazor & Childish Gambino latly. My first CDs were Smash Mouth & 50 Cent's Get Rich or Die Tryin'. The latter will always be on my list of fav albums.

I enjoy weird shows about medical anomalies. Besides that I like good shows who cares about this list

I don't eat any seafood at all.
I have never met a candy I didn't like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Latin Dancing (salsa,bachata,merengue)
hair ties
fruit
caffeine
bus pass
My headphones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I a bad kisser?
What is wrong with Amanda Bynes?
when is the next bus coming?
Am I skipping the gym because fuck the patriarchy or because I'm being a lazy piece of shit?
What is the beef between kenan & Kel?

Food. a good chunk of my studies focused on food insecurity & I love the idea of loving cooking. I feel very strongly about agricultural subsidies & crop insurance. Don't get me started. Not kiddig

I spend a lot of time thinking about race, gender, & public health, Also what should I wear why can't everything be stretchy?

Im kind of an information junkie in general so I'm always accumulating articles. I probably end up reading 40% of it. tops. But I'm passionate about lots of things and I like being in the know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually don't go out out (read: drunk) more than once a week, especially in the winter. Nature wants us to hibernate. Every other Friday im probably trying a new restaurant with friends followed by some activity like board games, going to a bar but not getting wasted, or bowling. I like going to da movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I play episodes of dateline I.D or 48 Hour mystery on my phone on YouTube while I'm working for white noise. I've literally never told anyone that & am loling at myself.

also at times I am the busiest least productive person ever. I'm a frazzled hot mess but I have a big heart, lots of passion, & brains. I'll probably, actually definitely, frustrate you.

I guess I should mention that I'm almost legally blind. Like I have worse eye sight than your 90 year old grandma. Consider it a charming yet ridiculously inconvenient quirk. No, glasses won't help much, but I wear those cause I'm also near sighted. sorry brah. You've been warned.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're one of the first ones on the dance floor. I'm always tryna go out dancin'. Also please be hot & smart & funny & perfect.

Don't message me:
- with "hey whats up" or "Howe are you". I delete those without reading them
-If you're anti-vaccination cause SCIENCE. Take that shit somewhere else Jenny Mcarthy.
-If you're someone that complains about having to be"pc".

I get messages that are so funny/interesting & you seem so wonderful and I feel reallyyy bad about ignoring those if I'm not interested.

I can't stop talking Im sorry