Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Proud Chicago native getting (update: got!) my education on in New
England, who speaks Argentinean Spanish, & likes boys from all
around the world. (har har har)
I'm really slow to respond. sorry sorry!
Disclaimer: I wear glasses %80 of the time so the pics are kinda
I don't take myself seriously lots of the time & probably use
too much self deprecating humor.
I'm analytical & not so creative. I'm funny but not artistic at
all & that's kind of a bummer.
I'm honest & blunt, but can also be non confrontational when
things bother me for some reason.
I'm concerned that I'm pretty much functionally illiterate, but
smart enough to get away with it...maybe just Im bad with commas.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just graduated hollaa. Majored in American Studies and Community
After that I will go where the wind takes me (wind=employment) and
would like to travel and catch up on sleep before I pursue any sort
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breakin it down on the dance floor. I'm big into latin dance &
can def hold my own. But don't confuse that with being
coordinated/an actual good dancer. ☝️that I am not
watching YouTube videos
Not making eye contact
Buying self development books, then never reading them cause they
Being smart duh
The first things people usually notice about me
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Good hair, nice smile, short legs. Im a solid 7.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like non-fiction & fiction equally. Last book I read that I
loved was The Spirit Catches You Amd Them You Fall Down by Anme
Fadiman. Big fan of Junot Diaz & Jonathen Safran Foer as of
late. I listen to a bunch of Podcasts.
Beyonce is my spirit animal & Drake is my boyfriend. There is a
special guilty place in my heart for reggaeton. Huge Kings of Leon
fan. I like playing The Temptations & other Motown when I get
ready in the morning. Been vibing with Major Lazor & Childish
Gambino latly. My first CDs were Smash Mouth & 50 Cent's Get
Rich or Die Tryin'. The latter will always be on my list of fav
I enjoy weird shows about medical anomalies. Besides that I like
good shows who cares about this list
I don't eat any seafood at all.
I have never met a candy I didn't like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Latin Dancing (salsa,bachata,merengue)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I a bad kisser?
What is wrong with Amanda Bynes?
when is the next bus coming?
Am I skipping the gym because fuck the patriarchy or because I'm
being a lazy piece of shit?
What is the beef between kenan & Kel?
Food. a good chunk of my studies focused on food insecurity & I
love the idea of loving cooking. I feel very strongly about
agricultural subsidies & crop insurance. Don't get me started.
I spend a lot of time thinking about race, gender, & public
health, Also what should I wear why can't everything be
Im kind of an information junkie in general so I'm always
accumulating articles. I probably end up reading 40% of it. tops.
But I'm passionate about lots of things and I like being in the
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually don't go out out (read: drunk) more than once a week,
especially in the winter. Nature wants us to hibernate. Every other
Friday im probably trying a new restaurant with friends followed by
some activity like board games, going to a bar but not getting
wasted, or bowling. I like going to da movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I play episodes of dateline I.D or 48 Hour mystery on my
phone on YouTube while I'm working for white noise. I've literally
never told anyone that & am loling at myself.
also at times I am the busiest least productive person ever. I'm a
frazzled hot mess but I have a big heart, lots of passion, &
brains. I'll probably, actually definitely, frustrate you.
I guess I should mention that I'm almost legally blind. Like I have
worse eye sight than your 90 year old grandma. Consider it a
charming yet ridiculously inconvenient quirk. No, glasses won't
help much, but I wear those cause I'm also near sighted. sorry
brah. You've been warned.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're one of the first ones on the dance floor. I'm always
tryna go out dancin'. Also please be hot & smart & funny
Don't message me:
- with "hey whats up" or "Howe are you". I delete those without
-If you're anti-vaccination cause SCIENCE. Take that shit somewhere
else Jenny Mcarthy.
-If you're someone that complains about having to be"pc".
I get messages that are so funny/interesting & you seem so
wonderful and I feel reallyyy bad about ignoring those if I'm not
I can't stop talking Im sorry
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