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25 Chicago, IL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 23–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 12
Hispanic / Latin, White
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Proud Chicago native getting (update: got!) my education on in New England, who speaks Argentinean Spanish, & likes boys from all around the world. (har har har)

Disclaimer: I wear glasses 75% of the time so the pics are kinda misleading.

I don't take myself seriously lots of the time & probably use too much self deprecating humor.

I'm analytical & not so creative. I'm funny but not artistic at all, & that's kind of a bummer.

I'm honest & blunt, & a chronic over sharer.

I'm concerned that I'm pretty much functionally illiterate, but smart enough to get away with it...maybe just Im bad with commas....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just graduated hollaa. Majored in American Studies & Community Health. Please don't ask what I'll do with that major, 😬

After that I will go where the wind takes me (wind=employment) and would like to travel and catch up on sleep before I pursue any sort of masters. I'm having a sort of quarter life crisis. It's not pretty.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breakin it down on the dance floor. I'm big into latin dance & can hold my own.

Buying self development books, then never reading them cause they are stupid.
Being smart duh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Good hair, nice smile, short legs. Im a solid 7.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like non-fiction & fiction equally, but find myself in the nonfiction section most of the time. Last book I read that I loved was The Spirit Catches You Amd Them You Fall Down by Anme Fadiman. Big fan of Junot Diaz & Jonathen Safran Foer as of late. I listen to a bunch of Podcasts.

Beyonce is my spirit animal & Drake is my boyfriend. There is a special guilty place in my heart for reggaeton. Huge Kings of Leon fan. I like playing The Temptations & other Motown when I get ready in the morning. Been vibing with Major Lazor & Childish Gambino latly. My first CDs were Smash Mouth & 50 Cent's Get Rich or Die Tryin'. The latter will always be on my list of fav albums.

I enjoy weird shows about medical anomalies. Besides that I like good shows who cares about this list HOC, Breaking Bad, etc etc

I don't eat any seafood at all.
I have never met a dessert or candy I didn't like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Latin Dancing (salsa,bachata,merengue)
hair ties
bus pass
My headphones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I a bad kisser?
What is wrong with Amanda Bynes?
when is the next bus coming?
Am I skipping the gym because fuck the patriarchy or because I'm being a lazy piece of shit?

Food. My studies focused on food insecurity & I love the idea of loving to cook. I feel very strongly about agricultural subsidies & crop insurance. Not kidding

I spend a lot of time thinking about race, gender, & public health, Also what should I wear why can't everything be stretchy?

I'm always accumulating interesting articles & end up reading 40% of them. tops. But I'm passionate about lots of things, follow politics, and like being in the know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually don't go out out (read: drunk) more than once a week, especially in the winter. Nature wants us to hibernate. Every other Friday im probably trying a new restaurant with friends followed by some classy activity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinda freaking out about not knowing what I want to do in life and could use a swift kick in the ass about it. I'm a frazzled hot mess but have a big heart, lots of passion, & brains. I'll probably, actually definitely, frustrate you as I go through my post grad crisis.

I guess I should mention that I'm almost legally blind. Consider it a charming yet ridiculously inconvenient quirk. No, glasses won't help much, sorry brah. You've been warned.

I live at home with my parents still and will probably be here for at least the next 6 months. I understand that that can be a deal breaker for some.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're one of the first ones on the dance floor. I'm always tryna go out dancin'. Also please be hot & smart & funny & perfect.

Don't message me:
- with "hey whats up" or "Howe are you". I delete those without reading them
-If you're anti-vaccination cause SCIENCE. Take that shit somewhere else Jenny Mcarthy.
-If you're someone that complains about having to be"pc".

I can't stop talking Im sorry