Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Proud Chicago native getting (update: got!) my education on in New
England, who speaks Argentinean Spanish, & likes boys from all
around the world. (har har har)
Disclaimer: I wear glasses 75% of the time so the pics are kinda
I don't take myself seriously lots of the time & probably use
too much self deprecating humor.
I'm analytical & not so creative. I'm funny but not artistic at
all, & that's kind of a bummer.
I'm honest & blunt, & a chronic over sharer.
I'm concerned that I'm pretty much functionally illiterate, but
smart enough to get away with it...maybe just Im bad with
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just graduated hollaa. Majored in American Studies & Community
Health. Please don't ask what I'll do with that major, 😬
After that I will go where the wind takes me (wind=employment) and
would like to travel and catch up on sleep before I pursue any sort
of masters. I'm having a sort of quarter life crisis. It's not
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breakin it down on the dance floor. I'm big into latin dance &
can hold my own.
Buying self development books, then never reading them cause they
Being smart duh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Good hair, nice smile, short legs. Im a solid 7.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like non-fiction & fiction equally, but find myself in the
nonfiction section most of the time. Last book I read that I loved
was The Spirit Catches You Amd Them You Fall Down by Anme Fadiman.
Big fan of Junot Diaz & Jonathen Safran Foer as of late. I
listen to a bunch of Podcasts.
Beyonce is my spirit animal & Drake is my boyfriend. There is a
special guilty place in my heart for reggaeton. Huge Kings of Leon
fan. I like playing The Temptations & other Motown when I get
ready in the morning. Been vibing with Major Lazor & Childish
Gambino latly. My first CDs were Smash Mouth & 50 Cent's Get
Rich or Die Tryin'. The latter will always be on my list of fav
I enjoy weird shows about medical anomalies. Besides that I like
good shows who cares about this list HOC, Breaking Bad, etc
I don't eat any seafood at all.
I have never met a dessert or candy I didn't like.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Latin Dancing (salsa,bachata,merengue)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Am I a bad kisser?
What is wrong with Amanda Bynes?
when is the next bus coming?
Am I skipping the gym because fuck the patriarchy or because I'm
being a lazy piece of shit?
Food. My studies focused on food insecurity & I love the idea
of loving to cook. I feel very strongly about agricultural
subsidies & crop insurance. Not kidding
I spend a lot of time thinking about race, gender, & public
health, Also what should I wear why can't everything be
I'm always accumulating interesting articles & end up reading
40% of them. tops. But I'm passionate about lots of things, follow
politics, and like being in the know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I usually don't go out out (read: drunk) more than once a week,
especially in the winter. Nature wants us to hibernate. Every other
Friday im probably trying a new restaurant with friends followed by
some classy activity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kinda freaking out about not knowing what I want to do in life
and could use a swift kick in the ass about it. I'm a frazzled hot
mess but have a big heart, lots of passion, & brains. I'll
probably, actually definitely, frustrate you as I go through my
post grad crisis.
I guess I should mention that I'm almost legally blind. Consider it
a charming yet ridiculously inconvenient quirk. No, glasses won't
help much, sorry brah. You've been warned.
I live at home with my parents still and will probably be here for
at least the next 6 months. I understand that that can be a deal
breaker for some.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're one of the first ones on the dance floor. I'm always
tryna go out dancin'. Also please be hot & smart & funny
Don't message me:
- with "hey whats up" or "Howe are you". I delete those without
-If you're anti-vaccination cause SCIENCE. Take that shit somewhere
else Jenny Mcarthy.
-If you're someone that complains about having to be"pc".
I can't stop talking Im sorry
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