Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It began on frigid night in the hills of California when an
estranged cobbler's daughter stumbled into the home of an unwitting
assistant baker. Three whole-grain bran muffins later, the shoes
came off, and a baby was conceived. Thanks to a generous grant from
a bavarian cousin, that baby attended all the best schools, and
growing into a ferociously intelligent child, pondered all of the
most ponderous things. After solving many of the worlds problems,
but keeping the answers to himself in order to avoid appearing
arrogant, the child, now a young man, took a leave of absence from
pondering to train show-lemurs in Madagascar. Despite being granted
the honor of being appointed lemur-master to all the most
fashionable people, he found the trade a bit under-stimulating. The
young man, now a less young man, moved to New York to find the
secret of happiness, having it on good authority that the secret
had fled there in order to hide out from an over-zelous
I moved to New York to find that man.
But in the meantime I'll settle for meeting you.