It began on frigid night in the hills of California when an
estranged cobbler's daughter stumbled into the home of an unwitting
assistant baker. Three whole-grain bran muffins later, the shoes
came off, and a baby was conceived. Thanks to a generous grant from
a bavarian cousin, that baby attended all the best schools, and
growing into a ferociously intelligent child, pondered all of the
most ponderous things. After solving many of the worlds problems,
but keeping the answers to himself in order to avoid appearing
arrogant, the child, now a young man, took a leave of absence from
pondering to train show-lemurs in Madagascar. Despite being granted
the honor of being appointed lemur-master to all the most
fashionable people, he found the trade a bit under-stimulating. The
young man, now a less young man, moved to New York to find the
secret of happiness, having it on good authority that the secret
had fled there in order to hide out from an over-zelous
I moved to New York to find that man.
But in the meantime I'll settle for meeting you.
What I’m doing with my life
Discovering the joys of starting a company.... apparently it's stressful, time-consuming, and life-controlling.... who knew?
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
is my accidental honey-glazed stalker stare
often it is also the last thing they notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like anything that will make me smile with more than just the
right side of my mouth.
Other than that I think books, movies, and music should be a
conversation not a list. But everyone else please keep listing
yours so I can judge you.
For food, I have never successfully completed a game of: "Pick 5
cuisines to limit yourself to for the rest of your life"
The six things I could never do without
2. Other people to make laugh
3. Restaurants I haven't tried before
5. Babbling Brooks
6. Deep Sea Fishing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If you've made it this far you probably want to know something a bit deeper about me, and I already wasted my self-summary trying to be funny.
Luckily, I will answer literally any question directly. Life is too short for hiding anything that isn't naturally hidden.
I also probably shouldn't admit this, for fear of losing the race, but I'm really nice.
On a typical Friday night I am
there, or working, wishing I was there :(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been interested in kink since an unmentionably young age.
I will also admit really just about anything, if you ask
You should message me if
you are awesome, but especially if you don't think you are awesome
but everyone else thinks you are.
Also it would probably also help if you thought everything that
came before this was funny...