Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It began on frigid night in the hills of California when an
estranged cobbler's daughter stumbled into the home of an unwitting
assistant baker. Three whole-grain bran muffins later, the shoes
came off, and a baby was conceived. Thanks to a generous grant from
a bavarian cousin, that baby attended all the best schools, and
growing into a ferociously intelligent child, pondered all of the
most ponderous things. After solving many of the worlds problems,
but keeping the answers to himself in order to avoid appearing
arrogant, the child, now a young man, took a leave of absence from
pondering to train show-lemurs in Madagascar. Despite being granted
the honor of being appointed lemur-master to all the most
fashionable people, he found the trade a bit under-stimulating. The
young man, now a less young man, moved to New York to find the
secret of happiness, having it on good authority that the secret
had fled there in order to hide out from an over-zelous
I moved to New York to find that man.
But in the meantime I'll settle for meeting you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating good food, drinking good drinks, thanking god that new york
is full of other 28-year-olds (errr, cough cough... 29 year olds)
who don't know that they are too old to go out all the time,
playing music, dreaming big dreams in little thought bubbles, and
trying to make the world a happier place one joke at a time.
More immediately, apparently now I'm a Dr., but not the kind that
can save your life... unless your life depends on machine learning.
I also run a boutique data science consulting company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is my accidental honey-glazed stalker stare
often it is also the last thing they notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like anything that will make me smile with more than just the
right side of my mouth.
Other than that I think books, movies, and music should be a
conversation not a list. But everyone else please keep listing
yours so I can judge you.
For food, I have never successfully completed a game of: "Pick 5
cuisines to limit yourself to for the rest of your life"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. Other people to make laugh
3. Restaurants I haven't tried before
5. Bars that will let me start a grind-train
6. My list of 143 other things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm going to cheat here, since if you've made it this far you
probably want to know something a bit deeper about me, and I
already wasted my self-summary trying to be funny.
I don't fit well into boxes, and if you met me at different times
of day or in different moods you might walk away thinking I was any
A silly man-child
The most hilarious motherf**cker you ever met
Raised on a diet of bad jokes and sarcasm (which I was)
An anti-social grump
The most ridiculously handsome man you've ever seen (this one
usually happens at night and after you've had a few drinks)
I also probably shouldn't admit this, for fear of losing the race,
but I'm really nice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will admit pretty much anything to you if you ask me...
So choose your questions carefully
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are awesome, but especially if you don't think you are awesome
but everyone else thinks you are.
Also it would probably also help if you thought everything that
came before this was funny...
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