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29 Oakland, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 20, 2013
Black, Native American, White, Other
6' 0" (1.83m)
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We're a twenty-something couple looking for adventurous fun times. We are two silly people from two silly families with a desire to share our silliness with another person, preferably a cute girl (winky face). Both of us can be described as fun, funny, smart, intelligent, silly, humble geniuses with awesome super powers and nerdy alter-egos. We are definitely not creepy. We just want to be friends so we can play together forever, and ever, and ever...

We like old man card games, seriously time consuming board games, and "playing fetch" with Sir Frederick Randolph Jackson III, Duke of East Bay (he never brings the ball back.)

He totally brings the ball back now! Usually.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts, working hard sometimes and debating future meals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts
Staying indoors all day
Taking ridiculously long walks, sometimes accidentally
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
He's tall and ruggedly handsome like if Mel Gibson (young Mel, not Crazy Old Gibs), Jack Donaghy, and Frank Sinatra had a baby.

She's tiny with a perfect, heart-shaped ass and the ability to stop traffic and elicit indecent proposals from strangers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
John Steinbeck

Half Baked

Little Britain

The Black Keys

Comfort food done right
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
He says: The internet, blunt wraps, books,
blankets, long walks on the beach, and lying.

She says: baked goods, milk to drink while I eat them, mind-altering substances, cat naps, and conditioner.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hosting game night for friends/family.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
We're new to this.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
+ you think playing monopoly/cribbage while drinking Jameson gingers sounds like a fine time
+ you don't mind a little awkwardness
+ you're a little awkward
+ weed
+ you'd rather get dirty hiking than on a dance floor
+ you think we're sexy
+ you like to do weird stuff in the bedroom (not pee stuff, you little nasty.)
++ you're that elusive unicorn so many girls believe don't exist, but they do. she should know; she used to be a unicorn but now she's a unipeg.

- you dislike dogs or cats
- you are a 'juggalette'
- you're a creepy guy
- you're a creepy girl (you know who you are!)
- you are or are affiliated in any intimate way with law enforcement
- you're not open to adventures including but not limited to new experiences, foods, etc.