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twoforonedeal

28 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 20, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Native American, White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
We're a twenty-something couple looking for adventurous fun times. We are two silly people from two silly families with a desire to share our silliness with another person, preferably a cute girl (winky face). Both of us can be described as fun, funny, smart, intelligent, silly, humble geniuses with awesome super powers and nerdy alter-egos. We are definitely not creepy. We just want to be friends so we can play together forever, and ever, and ever...

We like old man card games, seriously time consuming board games, and "playing fetch" with Sir Frederick Randolph Jackson III, Duke of East Bay (he never brings the ball back.)

**UPDATE!**
He totally brings the ball back now! Usually.
What I’m doing with my life
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts, working hard sometimes and debating future meals.
I’m really good at
Cooking
Puzzles
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts
Staying indoors all day
Taking ridiculously long walks, sometimes accidentally
The first things people usually notice about me
He's tall and ruggedly handsome like if Mel Gibson (young Mel, not Crazy Old Gibs), Jack Donaghy, and Frank Sinatra had a baby.

She's tiny with a perfect, heart-shaped ass and the ability to stop traffic and elicit indecent proposals from strangers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
John Steinbeck

Half Baked

Little Britain

The Black Keys

Comfort food done right
The six things I could never do without
He says: The internet, blunt wraps, books,
blankets, long walks on the beach, and lying.

She says: baked goods, milk to drink while I eat them, mind-altering substances, cat naps, and conditioner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hosting game night for friends/family.
I’m looking for
  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
+ you think playing monopoly/cribbage while drinking Jameson gingers sounds like a fine time
+ you don't mind a little awkwardness
+ you're a little awkward
+ weed
+ you'd rather get dirty hiking than on a dance floor
+ you think we're sexy
+ you like to do weird stuff in the bedroom (not pee stuff, you little nasty.)
++ you're that elusive unicorn so many girls believe don't exist, but they do. she should know; she used to be a unicorn but now she's a unipeg.

- you dislike dogs or cats
- you are a 'juggalette'
- you're a creepy guy
- you're a creepy girl (you know who you are!)
- you are or are affiliated in any intimate way with law enforcement
- you're not open to adventures including but not limited to new experiences, foods, etc.