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twomirrors
26 / M / straight / Single
Auckland, New Zealand
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Online now!
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 3" (1.92m).
- Body Type
- Skinny
- Looking For
- —
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Desperately
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on Ph.D program
- Job
- Student
- Income
- —
- Kids
- Dislikes children
- Pets
- Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Okay), LISP (Okay), C++ (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am dispassionate, damaged, and disquisitive.
My Self-Summary
"Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla
pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: 'Sibylla, ti theleis';
respondebat illa: 'apothanein thelo'."
(So what if I'm) bored and ordinary?
(So what if I'm) bored and ordinary?
What I’m doing with my life
Back to academia. It's a local maximum in the abyss of my fitness
landscape, or something.
Optimising my answers such that all the 'Similar Users' in the sidebar have less desirable1 attributes.
Driving (more than) a cart and plow over the bones of the dead.
"Hi, I hate to interrupt your pursuit of our flag carrier, but have you read these informative pamphlets about Elune?"
1 For some value of 'desirable'.
Optimising my answers such that all the 'Similar Users' in the sidebar have less desirable1 attributes.
Driving (more than) a cart and plow over the bones of the dead.
"Hi, I hate to interrupt your pursuit of our flag carrier, but have you read these informative pamphlets about Elune?"
1 For some value of 'desirable'.
I’m really good at
Sleeping, procrastination, occasional misanthropy, all-night coding
binges, rationalisation, looking like I'm doing nothing (but at a
cellular level, I'm actually quite busy).
Waxing lyrical2 about contemporary weapon systems, game mechanics, and Lisp.
Being mugged by cats (lol and otherwise).
Failure. Epic failure.
Expressing inordinate annoyance when someone uses the phrase "beg(s) the question" and isn't referring to the logical fallacy.
2 Okay, they're strange lyrics.
Waxing lyrical2 about contemporary weapon systems, game mechanics, and Lisp.
Being mugged by cats (lol and otherwise).
Failure. Epic failure.
Expressing inordinate annoyance when someone uses the phrase "beg(s) the question" and isn't referring to the logical fallacy.
2 Okay, they're strange lyrics.
Editors
The first things people usually notice about me
The flat affect, the lack of small talk or eye contact, the
monochrome wardrobe.
...in all likelihood, the hair.
...in all likelihood, the hair.
The six things I could never do without
Are things; not people.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why it is dark, and what's a "grue", anyway?
On a typical Friday night I am
Dead but dreaming.
You should message me if
nil.
Status: CLOSED
Resolution: WONTFIX
Status: CLOSED
Resolution: WONTFIX
