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twomirrors

26 / M / straight / Single

Auckland, New Zealand

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 3" (1.92m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Owns cats
Languages
English (Okay), LISP (Okay), C++ (Okay)

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I am dispassionate, damaged, and disquisitive.

My Self-Summary

"Nam Sibyllam quidem Cumis ego ipse oculis meis vidi in ampulla pendere, et cum illi pueri dicerent: 'Sibylla, ti theleis'; respondebat illa: 'apothanein thelo'."

(So what if I'm) bored and ordinary?

What I’m doing with my life

Back to academia. It's a local maximum in the abyss of my fitness landscape, or something.

Optimising my answers such that all the 'Similar Users' in the sidebar have less desirable1 attributes.

Driving (more than) a cart and plow over the bones of the dead.

"Hi, I hate to interrupt your pursuit of our flag carrier, but have you read these informative pamphlets about Elune?"

1 For some value of 'desirable'.

I’m really good at

Sleeping, procrastination, occasional misanthropy, all-night coding binges, rationalisation, looking like I'm doing nothing (but at a cellular level, I'm actually quite busy).

Waxing lyrical2 about contemporary weapon systems, game mechanics, and Lisp.

Being mugged by cats (lol and otherwise).

Failure. Epic failure.

Expressing inordinate annoyance when someone uses the phrase "beg(s) the question" and isn't referring to the logical fallacy.

2 Okay, they're strange lyrics.

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The first things people usually notice about me

The flat affect, the lack of small talk or eye contact, the monochrome wardrobe.

...in all likelihood, the hair.

The six things I could never do without

Are things; not people.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Why it is dark, and what's a "grue", anyway?

On a typical Friday night I am

Dead but dreaming.

You should message me if

nil.

Status: CLOSED
Resolution: WONTFIX