tyang209
26 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
**PLEASE STOP ASKING ME TO PARTAKE IN YOUR THREESOME. I AM FLATTERED BUT NOT INTERESTED**

Looking for a partner in crime! I'm planning to rob the Chase bank on 23rd and 8th and need someone who can drive stick!

But in the daytime I'm masquerading as an analyst at a large website that you may have heard of. And then at night I'm also masquerading as a comedian. And then on the weekend I go to masquerade parties.

Aquarius, ENTP, Horse, Eagle, Team Edward, Savory snacks, TP Over, Inbox Zero
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to turn the front page of the NYTimes into a series of jokes.

Planning my trip to Iceland and driving on the Ring Road.

And looking for the perfect lox bagel.
I’m really good at
-Figuring out which two celebrities' love baby that person looks like.
-Figuring out which actor that is in the thing we're currently watching.
-Stalking celebrities.
The first things people usually notice about me
My meticulously well-groomed bedhead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music (has not evolved since High School): Postal Service, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Bonobo, Broken Bells, The Shins, Bibio, Atmosphere, St. Paul and the Broken Bones, Hospitality

Favorite Books I recently read:
Recently just reread Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Still holds up real well. Also diving deep into Jennifer Egan. I devoured A Visit From The Goon Squad and am reading The Keep now.
The six things I could never do without
-Buying a nice nalgene water bottle and then losing it within a week.
-Headphones and then losing them within a two weeks.
-Chapstick and then losing them within an hour.
-Money and then losing it by the time I get to the bank.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- how small changes can influence how people act.
- breakfast sandwiches
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find the perfect mix of hole-in-the-wall-but-still-very-delicious-but-no-one-knows-about-it restauraunt.
You should message me if
-You also overuse slashes/ (/).
-You like brunch (yeah I'm super picky sorry)
-You think you know of a ramen place in NYC that is better than this one place I know in Boston.
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