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25 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:00pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Looking for a partner in crime! I'm planning to rob the Chase bank on 23rd and 8th and need someone who can drive stick!

But in the daytime I'm masquerading as an analyst at a large website that you may have heard of. And then at night I'm also masquerading as a comedian.

I recently hit my one year in NYC and on that day I witnessed a homeless man vomit on the subway. So beautiful ;_;

Aquarius, ENTP, Horse, Eagle, Team Edward, Savory snacks, TP Over, Inbox Zero
What I’m doing with my life
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Planning my trip to Iceland and driving on the Ring Road.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Figuring out which two celebrities' love baby that person looks like.
-Figuring out which actor that is in the thing we're currently watching.
-Stalking celebrities.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My meticulously well-groomed bedhead.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music (has not evolved since High School): Postal Service, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Bonobo, Broken Bells, The Shins, Bibio, Atmosphere, St. Paul and the Broken Bones, Hospitality

Favorite Books I recently read:
Recently just reread Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Still holds up real well. Also diving deep into Jennifer Egan. I devoured A Visit From The Goon Squad and am reading The Keep now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Buying a nice nalgene water bottle and then losing it within a week.
-Headphones and then losing them within a two weeks.
-Chapstick and then losing them within an hour.
-Money and then losing it by the time I get to the bank.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- how small changes can influence how people act.
- breakfast sandwiches
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find the perfect mix of hole-in-the-wall-but-still-very-delicious-but-no-one-knows-about-it restauraunt.
You should message me if
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-You also overuse slashes/ (/).
-You like brunch (yeah I'm super picky sorry)
-You think you know of a ramen place in NYC that is better than this one place I know in Boston.