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tyguy650

28 San Mateo, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Im a total curve ball. My life could be a screenwright starring a cross between jason siegel's and johhny depp's worst genes, directed by tarantino (at least the way I narrate it) and written by chuck palahniuk. Yeah I probably buchered his name, but hey this isn't a bibliography.

At times I can be incredibly social- but more often than not I have trouble fitting into situations without cues: most people can make friends if put into groups by a teacher or something, but its hard for me to walk into a bar by myself and find people to talk to.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Drawing, more often than not on my iphone. Playing music. Writing stuff. Speaking Words. lately Ive been getting into standup.

sooner or later, someone always starts asking the right questions. their eyebrows arched, pupils pushed far. and. somewhere under-there, alergic to the perfect so sure of purpose below the surface...
I realize it isnt worth it.
Like the suprised sun, shining and finding
that though the waves cant hide.
Only the moons presence defines the tide.

Shit...whered did that come from? washed up moment. Why is this guy still in the fucking bathroom? who takes a shit at starbucks?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saving my talents for suprise value. Breakdancing or Freestyling for example.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a big nose? I dunno,
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The anarchists cookbook. Pay it forward. Tenacious D. Avocado. Ooklah the moc. Typical cats. Chulula Hot Sauce. Enders game.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) memories
2) running water
3) some sort of outlet: paper/instrument etc
4) priorties
5) A need to improve the world
6) Private time- fuck the army
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why and how. Am I weird? Social Norms. Social constructs. To quote C. Wright Mills: "If men believe certain things are real, then THEY ARE REAL, in terms of their consequences." Well, its amazing how once you realize your in the matrix, bending spoons is nothing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The DD. Or: exploring something new. Or maybe just reading a book, warm from the chocolate lab sleeping on me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've measured it. Every guy has- don't deny it. Thanks a lot, adolecesent loveline listening.
You should message me if
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lF you bothered to read any of my profile, or found me attractive.

if you skimmed it, and something turned you off (tell me what- maybe i know someone else for you?)