i'm Tyler.
i'm 21 years old.
i'm not a people person.
i have no use for politics or religion.
i'm a cat person, but i love my dog (chico).
i hate people, but i enjoy people-watching.
i love music. i also enjoy certain types of art.
i consider intelligence a very attractive thing.
i am Introverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Judging.
i dislike forced social interactions and handshakes.
i hate bad grammar and/or spelling. i am a critical individual.
i'm a selfish person. i want someone who is as lonely as i am.
i also consider a sense of humor necessary. sarcasm is a plus.
i want to be alone together.

www.poserviolence.tumblr.com

i am currently a junior at the University of North Florida.
i am a cashier at a gift shop inside of an airport.
i am a small talk extraordinaire.
i am sick and tired of being alone.

criticizing.
overanalyzing.
people-watching.
becoming frustrated.
disappointing myself.
doing the wrong things.
saying the wrong things.
procrastinating/wasting time.
repeating the same mistakes.
being clever. being a grammar nazi.
acting and/or speaking without thinking.
developing self-destructive habits and tendencies.
becoming frustrated over improper subject-verb agreement.
ruining my life.

BOOKS:
The Plague. The Trial. The Metamorphosis. The Stranger. 1984.
The Virgin Suicides. Cat's Cradle. I Drink For A Reason.
MOVIES:
Happiness. American Psycho. se7en. Mystic River. Gummo.
Me And You And Everyone We Know. The Truman Show.
Dumb & Dumber. Freddie Got Fingered. The Foot Fist Way.
No Country For Old Men. Falling Down. Edmond. Taxi Driver. American Beauty. The Virgin Suicides. Requiem For A Dream.
The Squid & The Whale. Submarine. Office Space. Cape Fear.
Good Will Hunting. The Shining. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
The Shawshank Redemption. Donnie Darko. Airplane! Airplane 2.
TELEVISION:
Arrested Development. The Office. Modern Family.
Shameless. Wilfred. Louie. Eastbound & Down.
Parks & Recreation. Freaks & Geeks.
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret.
COMEDY:
George Carlin. Bill Hicks. Mitch Hedberg.
Doug Stanhope. Louis C.K. David Cross.
MUSIC:
last.fm
ART:
Gustave Dore. Albrecht Durer. Zdzislaw Beksinski.
FOOD
i have been a vegetarian for one year.
i like fruits, vegetables, nuts, etc.
i drink coffee and energy drinks entirely too often.

music.
sleep.
iPhone.
car.
pets.
drums.

the meaning(lessness) of life.
the past, regrets, mistakes, etc.
the future, potential failures, etc.
loneliness, companionship, etc.
music, art, aesthetics, etc.
potential song structures.
the secrets of the female mind.

also, cats.

working in the airport.
staring off into the distance.
thinking about something else.

i would like to lose my virginity to this song.

you can carry on an intelligent conversation.
you are as lonely as i am.
you are as bored as i am.