i'm Tyler.

i'm not a single mother.
i am a critical individual.
i am an ISTJ. supposedly.
i think entirely too often.
i enjoy people-watching.
i enjoy cat-petting as well.
i drift in and out of introversion.
i hate poor grammar and spelling.
i'm not a fan of the word "literally."
i dabble in small talk and one-liners.
i'm not sure what i'm looking for.

i live in the Riverside area.
i attend the University of North Florida.
i work in sales at Brooks Brothers at JIA.

puns. one-liners. double entendres.
anxiety. overanalysis. doubt. paranoia.
small talk. feigning (dis)interest. sleeping. cat-petting.

pale flesh. red hair.
an apparent resemblance to conan o'brien/vincent van gogh.

American Psycho. Falling Down. Taxi Driver. Cape Fear.
Airplane! No Country For Old Men. se7en. Ghost World.
The Squid & The Whale. American Beauty. Inglourious Basterds. Django Unchained. The Place Beyond The Pines. Mystic River.
Happiness. Me And You And Everyone We Know. Gummo.
The Shining. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Freddy Got Fingered. Requiem For A Dream. Dumb & Dumber.

Arrested Development. Breaking Bad. Eastbound & Down.
The Office. Monk. Louie. Lucky Louie. Check It Out.

George Carlin. Bill Hicks. Mitch Hedberg.
Louis C.K. Doug Stanhope. David Cross.

music: last.fm
current rotation:
Majority Rule. His Hero Is Gone. Cursed. Converge. Salvation.
The Sisters of Mercy. Asylum Party. Lowlife. The Chameleons.

paradoxes. meaning(lessness). self-image. personal flaws.
the past & the future. loneliness & companionship. death & life.
music, art, writing. the secrets of the female mind.

also, cats.

sober.