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tylerbirdon

24 M Fountain Valley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
I have a nose. A couple eyes, along with a pair of legs and arms. I have hair, but that depends on the day, Fridays are strictly a no hair day for me.
What I’m doing with my life
As of right now, I'm typing a bunch of random words that somehow make complete sentences. I don't really understand it, I could put apple twelve apricot gold went blue ran, and that makes no sense, but if I said this is a well formed and informative sentence, it makes sense. WHY DO YOU DO THIS ENGLISH LANGUAGE?!?!

(in case you can't tell I'm an aspiring writer. And yes I am looking for a job as a barista)
I’m really good at
Referencing super random movies at super random times, literally. Watching basketball and pretending that I know what I'm talking about, literally.
The first things people usually notice about me
My handshake and that my palms can turn Death Valley into the Amazon, because I'm a magician.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can't read. I like any show with the three B's. Blood, Booze and...Terry Crews. I have an unhealthy obsession with trance and house right now, if you could suggest something else I would much appreciate it. I eat everything. I am a food magician, given enough time I can make any type of food disappear.
The six things I could never do without
A
E
I
O
U
and sometimes Y
I spend a lot of time thinking about
They don't think it be like it is but it do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting down with my bad self.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't own a couch and I think that the floor is the comfortable place in a house. The latter because of the former.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–23
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think of a genius pun, thought of a joke no one will get, you adore anything with carbs and cheese or you simply need the hookups for paper.