tylerbirdon
25 Fountain Valley, CA
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My self-summary
Hyperbole is probably the greatest thing ever. I'm completely accustommed to disappointment, since I'm a fan of the Lakers, Blue Jackets and Texans. During the summer when those teams aren't playing (because they suck) I am obsessed with the music festival scene, if there's trance, I'll probably be there. Because I'm apparently a sweet summer child (Game of Thrones reference), the only thing my body accepts is sweet tea.
What I’m doing with my life
Everyday is an adventure. Or something like that.
I’m really good at
Making references. My references are out of control, everyone knows that.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height and my super stellar handshake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can't read, so that eliminates books. I listened to the audiobook of 1984 and War of The World, they were pretty dope.

My days are typically spent listening to Trance. Oceanlab, Aly & Fila, Ferry Corsten and Paul Van Dyk are my triggers. Classic Rock is also a staple of my music collection.

For food, let's just say I started experimenting with putting different kinds of meats in my grilled cheese sandwiches, which I'm probably in the top 7 billion at making.

After the most recent season of Game of Thrones, I can't decide if I hate Joffrey or Olly more
The six things I could never do without
A
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and the bass in PsyTrance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
They don't think it be like it is but it do.

If the satire seems real, then is it really satire?
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering the world, looking left and right for inspiration and up in wonder. Then I look down because I realize that I'm outside and I might step on a snail or three.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't own a couch and I think that the floor is the most comfortable place in a house. The latter because of the former.
You should message me if
You like going to Trance shows. I do and I would like to find someone who does as well.

Must be at least 10 feet tall before you message me.
Oxygen breathing is preferred but not required.
If you don't spend at least 6 hours a day, 7 days a week at the gym, don't message me.
Also, if you are sarcastic, skip me. I don't have time to have fun.
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