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25 Fountain Valley, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:25am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
More than $1,000,000
Likes cats
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm a little sarcastic and I might use hyperbole from time to time.

I hate traveling. I am extremely xenophobic. I hate random adventures. Hiking is not something on the list of things I do. I go to music festivals, but only to judge people and tell them how much better my preferred music is than theirs. I judge people, a lot. I don't have an opinion on anything because it implies that I could be wrong. I hate the Lakers, Texans and Blue Jackets. Cold beer, chicken wings and a basketball/hockey game is an overrated activity.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trance. Chicken Wings. Hookah. Lakers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making references. My references are out of control, everyone knows that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I refuse to shave, my "beard" is kinda out of control.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I can't read, so that eliminates books. I listened to the audiobook of 1984 and War of The World, they were pretty dope.

My days are typically spent listening to Trance. Oceanlab, Aly & Fila, Ferry Corsten and Paul Van Dyk are my triggers.

If you put food in front of me I'll eat it especially meats and cheeses.

If you let me I'd spoil the shit out of Game of Thrones and House of Cards.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
and the kick drum in Hardstyle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
They don't think it be like it is but it do.

If the satire seems real, then is it really satire?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering the world, looking left and right for inspiration and up in wonder. Then I look down because I realize that I'm outside and I might step on a snail or three.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't own a couch and I think that the floor is the most comfortable place in a house. The latter because of the former.
You should message me if
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You like going to Trance shows. I do and I would like to find someone who does as well.

Also if you are planning on attending Escape from Wonderland.

Must be at least 10 feet tall before you message me.
Oxygen breathing is preferred but not required.
If you don't spend at least 6 hours a day, 7 days a week at the gym, don't message me.
Also, if you are sarcastic, skip me. I don't have time to have fun.