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tylerbirdon

24 M Fountain Valley, CA

My Details

Last Online
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Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have been known to enjoy a nice cold glass of the Pacific Ocean and to go swimming, at random times, in the warm waters of beer. My friends tell me that I'm funny, and I respond with, "Looks aren't everything." Although I ride my bicycle a lot, I prefer to drive because laziness.
What I’m doing with my life
I write a lot. About what? I wish I knew. I just kinda do what I'm doing right now. No filter and just keep typing about anything until I feel that I have written enough and then not go back and reread for clarity or flow. I should probably start doing that. Meh, I'll do it tomorrow.
I’m really good at
Making references. My references are sick, probably the sickest.
The first things people usually notice about me
My handshake and that my palms can turn Death Valley into the Amazon, because I'm a magician.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can't read. I like any show with the three B's. Blood, Booze and...Terry Crews.
Ever since EDC Las Vegas ended I've been having withdrawls. So, naturally, I just keep listening to sets from EDC. It doesn't help if you were wondering.
I eat everything. I am a food magician, given enough time I can make any type of food disappear.
Also, I dislike the idea that Daenerys would be the best for for the Iron Throne, the best choices are Jaime (Golden Hand of the King) and Bronn (Like Robert, but more extreme and awesome). If you don't understand that school of thinking, it's alright. I won't understand any ideas or references to Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black or Dexter.
The six things I could never do without
A
E
I
O
U
and sometimes Y
I spend a lot of time thinking about
They don't think it be like it is but it do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting into something. Probably a bag of something, but it's something!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't own a couch and I think that the floor is the most comfortable place in a house. The latter because of the former.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you have a killer joke that you have to tell someone. But be prepared; I probably won't get it, or I will. Live life like you're in Vegas, take the plunge.