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24 Ventura, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:43pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Other and it’s important
Working on Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Humanist, comedian, amateur masseuse.
I want to take you to the zoo.
Looking for someone to spend some time with, have a few beers with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently going to school to work on computer systems. Mostly likely graduating early then on to the workforce :D Again :D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Suggesting beers.
Cash Cab.
Making friends with people in line.
Turning texts into limericks and poems, I like gettin' fancy with my words.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hair, always the hair, or my extremely dry wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Movies: Wes Anderson/Bill Murray (Because, come on)
Go get some Rosemary, Filth and Wisdom, Love and other Drugs, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Die Hard, True Romance, The Puffy Chair.
I love superheros, hate superhero moneygrabs.

Music: Trampled by Turtles, Sylvan Esso, Cold Wars Kids, The Avett Brothers, Feist, Jay-Z, PAPA, The Smiths. If I like it, I like it.

Show: Adventure Time, Mad Men, Shameless and No Reservations.

Food: I try to keep away from meals that are mostly brown. Love beets, horchata, and fried cheese curds. Not together, but I wouldn't be against it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nice Shoes
Ear plugs
Fancy Beers
Constructive Criticism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
We're on a ROCK in SPACE! Spiraling toward a destination yet to exist.
The Great Man theory
If my dreams hold meaning or if they're just random neural misfires
If DaVinci knew how brilliant he was
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing cool guy stuff with my friends, drinking wine with my mom, bettering myself on the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I have GAD, sometimes nothing phases me.
Inside this rugged manly exterior beats the heart of a 12 year old boy.
I've got a bit of a superiority complex, but I'm WORKING on it.
You should message me if
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You're funny. Actually funny.

Don't bother if you:
Aren't over you're ex
Have an obsessive relationship with your pet
Think 'A Knight's Tale' is a romantic comedy
'Don't care about politics stuff.'
Don't know what stars are made of
Use hashtags seriously