My name is Tyler and I'm sincerely sarcastic and sarcastically sincere. To steal a quote from Anthony Bourdain, "I'm a survivor and a cynic, and like all cynics, a failed romantic." Try as I may to keep up the cynical half of the "cynical, hopeless romantic" thing, I find myself far too quick to revert to the hopeless romantic side of things when I meet a girl who strikes my fancy. I know we're all unique individuals but I have to believe I'm as rare a type as you're ever likely to find. My personality type makes up about 1% of the population (INTJ), I'm part of the 2% who have green eyes, and one of the 10% who are left-handed. If someone smarter than me wants to figure out the probability of all those things converging in one unique package, please let me know so I can appear smarter than I actually am. Instead of boring you with fun facts about my life and personality I'm going to leave you with a few quotes that sum me up fairly well. Enjoy!
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention to arrive safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: 'Wow!! What a ride!'"
"Keep close to nature's heart...and break clear away, once in a while, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods. Wash your spirit clean."-John Muir
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."-Dr. Seuss
"The most dangerous risk of all--the risk of spending your life not doing what you want on the bet you can buy yourself the freedom to do it later."
"I have this disease late at night involving alcohol and the telephone."-Kurt Vonnegut
"Let people feel the weight of who you are and let them deal with it."-Brent Curtis
"I am so busy doing nothing...that the idea of doing anything - which, as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything."-Jerry Seinfeld