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tynanj

28 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I grudgingly work, ride my bike, eat pizza, ruthlessly under-water plants (NOT THIS YEAR!), and g-chat.

I eat out, guess ingredients, then make inferior copies.

I got mono from sharing snacks at DnD, so I can't kiss for a while unless you've also had mono. Have you had mono?

I'm just poking around for right now, not looking for dates.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I won both 2014 Chicagoland tournaments for JFK's favorite board game.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm reading The Secret Historian, and it's a hugely entertaining and sexy book.

Anything published by Graywolf Press. Henry James and Lorrie Moore.

Matthea Harvey:
"Pity the bathtub its forced embrace of the human form"

Joshua Edwards:
"If your refrigerator crushed you would
You call it a killer with your last breath?
No, you would cry and think of sandwiches."

It's been years since I've read any critical theory, but it made me more conscious of my privilege and influences my life.

Movies: Playtime, The Avengers, Gone Girl, Pacific Rim, Under the Skin, Primer.

Shows: Brooklyn 99, Bob's Burgers, New Girl, Luther, Green Wing, Broadchurch, Broad City, Hannibal, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica.

Music: Lucinda Williams, Mary Gauthier, Mean Jeans, Taylor Swift, Jenny Lewis, Hound Dog Taylor, Alabama Shakes, Shovel & Rope, Dwight Yoakam, Harlem, T. Rex.

Locals: Robbie Fulks, Absolutely Not, ZATH, Showyousuck, Swimsuit Addition, Bleach Party, The Busy Signals.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bicycle, a good kitchen knife, waterproof boots, computer, windows, huge glasses of water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being more trusting, getting facebook likes, maintaining good posture on the bike (otherwise my knees hurt).

Which Greek myths would be the most the most fun to see played out by puppies? Which would be the most disturbing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Band practice from 7-9, then I go to a show, do some Postmate deliveries, see if anyone's at Cole's, get some pizza at Dante's, or fall asleep with the computer in bed with me.
You should message me if
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You try to be happy and take yourself with a grain of salt.

Sometimes you want all the hedonistic pleasure in the world at once, and ordering too much delivery food is a reasonable compromise.