If you look to the side of this part of the profile, you will see that I also listed casual sex. I would like to find the next great love of my life, but I see no reason to be celibate while on my quest. And, while on the topic of sex, I should point out that I am neither dominant nor submissive in bed. I'm quite happy just having regular sex without name calling, pain, things made of leather and chrome, weirdo lighting and so forth.
So, finally, getting to the actual meat of the profile, if this site had headlines, the headline for my profile would read "Unusually High I.Q. Seeks Same".
Although I value my intellect above anything else, it’s a lonely life. Seeing so much of the world around me without filters and having to fake my way through social interactions simply to be understood has taken a toll. So, here I am, the lonely misanthrope seeking Miss Anthrope. I have lived most of my life as one man against the rest of the world; I would very much like to find a partner to make it both of us against the rest of the world.
I don’t like traveling, I don’t like the outdoors, I don’t like dogs and I’ve decided that my profile will be totally and completely honest in order to avoid wasting my time. Apparently, I’m the complete opposite of every single person on every dating site.
For you Jungians playing along at home, I’m an INTJ. I’m also an atheist and an objectivist. With regard to the former, if you rely on an imaginary friend rather than taking personal responsibility, we’re not right for one another. With regard the latter, yes, I’m selfish and do not sacrifice myself for the sake of others.
I seek a brilliant woman, a bona fide genius. Of course, it’s not enough to simply have a matching high I.Q. The woman I seek is also accomplished, she has achieved many things in her life, and continues to achieve. She is both formally and self-educated. She has seen and done things which impress others as well as making them blush.
Various things, at least one of which will, hopefully, pique your interest ... I have a dark and sarcastic sense of humor; I live with an emotionally disturbed ragdoll cat; although I was once a club kid, I now live a very quiet life and I'm pretty happy about that; I keep early hours; I'm a vegetarian; I’m a published author (many times over); although I own a smartphone, I refuse to use it (no cell phone addicts, please); I put myself through graduate school and part of law school as a stripper; and, most importantly, I'm extremely open and honest (sometimes to my detriment).
Further, I am the very model of a modern major general. I took the midnight train going anywhere. Mosquitoes refuse to bite me, purely out of respect. At museums, I am allowed to touch the art. I am the Emperor of the Kingdom of Alexandria (and protector of Mexico). I am the greatest human, humanoid, bioelectronic entity, funky dude, and disco dancer of all time.
I also like science fiction, comics and graphic novels, and I am getting into cooking, particularly in experimenting with the best ways to make vegetarian versions of the “real” food I grew up with. I am a sapiosexual. Look it up if you don't know the word, you will be pleasantly surprised. Oh, and you should know that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but I ain't no holla' back girl.
Please note the "misanthrope", "dark" and "sarcastic" above -- being "nice" and "normal" are wonderful qualities to have, but a Pollyanna and I are not going to get along, so let's save our mutual time. A sense of humor is VERY important.
I was a bodybuilder for 18 years, then took a couple of years off due to injury. During that time, my body turned to mush. I am now back in the gym, rapidly getting back into shape, and I would like to meet a woman who also values physical (in addition to intellectual) fitness. With each step back on the path, I will update my photos on here.
Lastly, by now, you're undoubtedly saying to yourself, "This guy is just too fabulous; there must be a catch." Well, here's the rub: I get up at 4:30 AM to go to the gym every day, even on weekends, so I go to bed no later than 9:00 PM every night. So, I need someone who is comfortable with that schedule and also who is not going to say to me, "Come on, what's one night out?" I was once a nightcrawler, but that was a long time ago. Oh, and I should say that I'm also clean and sober and have been for a decade. Those two things are not unrelated.
Oh, and my preferred mode of communication is email. I will begrudgingly speak on the phone, but I have never sent nor received a text message and have no intention to ever do so. With regard to that last statement, I am presently typing this on a full size keyboard. I am looking at what I type on a 22 inch monitor. I cannot comprehend why someone would want to type on tiny virtual keys while squinting at a tiny screen. In terms of convenience and comfort, that is going backwards, and it makes no sense to me.