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typicalwizard

29 M Hong Kong, Hong Kong

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Easygoing, carefree. Independent, more quiet. Realist, pragmatic. Nerdy, geeky. Witty, cheeky.

I have a no-limits sense of humor. I can and will laugh at anything and everything. No joke is inappropriate if it makes you laugh.

I am passionate about my interests and hobbies, which are (in no particular order): movies, running/fitness, games, economics, and international law.

I am a very visual person. I enjoy art. And museums. And especially art museums.

I am in no way spiritual or religious.

My favorite words are: schadenfreude, gung-ho, l'esprit d'escalier, and Festivus.

66% Slytherin; 33% Ravenclaw; 1% Hufflepuff; Screw Gryffindor.

Geographic History:
Grew up in the Chicago ‘burbs;
Boston area for college;
Pittsburgh for law school;
Back in Boston for work;
Promotion/Transfer to HK.
I’ve also spent summers in Bangkok, London, and Beijing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Step 1 - Now: Staff-side attorney at a large law firm's HK branch.
Step 2 - ????: ?????
Step 3 - Far Future: Either consulting or working for a (US) Federal Agency.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing at the absurdity of everyday life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Compared to the average American male, I am taller, slimmer, and eyeglassesier.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Heart of Darkness, Watership Down, Kafka on the Shore, Pride and Prejudice, The Trial, Crime and Punishment, Lolita, The Book of the New Sun, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Once and Future King
Favorite Authors: Murakami, Gene Wolfe, Kafka

Movies: Anything: Woody Allen, Kubrick, or Miyazaki. Star Wars, Clue, Ratatouille, Blade Runner, Aliens, Legend, Rosemary's Baby, The Toxic Avenger. I could go on for a long time with this...

TV Shows: Seinfeld, classic Simpsons, Arrested Development, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Peep Show, Tim and Eric, Venture Bros, The Office, Parks and Rec, Battlestar Galactica. I prefer to gorge myself on many seasons of a show at once, rather than watching weekly.

Food: I’ll eat anything. I particularly enjoy a good cheeseburger or a plate of Singapore style rice noodles.

Music: Stuff your dad likes, if you have a cool dad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses, a sense of humor, exercise, and some good old fashioned internet.

I know that's only four. I live a relatively spartan life.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cultural practices! A professor of mine once said that the goal of anthropology is to make the unknown known and to make the known unknown. I declared the major that day. I always think about and wonder why humans do the dumb shit that humans do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing wizard stuff, duh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I prefer--no, demand--to be the little spoon. Deal with it.
You should message me if
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1.) you want to chat with me, or if
2.) you want to hang out as friends, or if
3.) you want to go on a 2 week trip across Eastern Africa, Tajikistan, Chile, or anywhere else off the beaten tourist path, hunting fabled beasts and questing for lost treasures.

Bonus points if you are into running/fitness, are competitive, or if you like games, be they board-, video-, card-, or tabletop-.

You should also message me if you have a cat, so we can talk about your cat.