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tysonbrody

41 F West Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi,

So here goes ...

I'm very down-to-earth. I have a sharp sense of humor and a pretty quick wit, so you better be able to take it AND dish it back! I prefer flip flops over heels, candles every night, afternoon naps, and getting home to a freshly mowed lawn. I like CNN, free speech, great hugs, and my toilet paper to roll over the top. I don't think I'm very high maintenance (?).

I've been an athlete all my life and enjoy exercise. Being healthy is essential and it would be ideal if my match feels the same way. I'm kinda a “sports nut" and love to watch baseball, hockey, college football, NFL, cycling and anything competitive. I'm honest, affectionate, loyal and imperfect. I've learned over and over that balance is the key to happiness.

I'm looking for a real connection and chemistry. I'm not looking for one-nighters nor men who aren't ready for a relationship if one were to develop. I have a wonderful life and want to share it with someone. I'd prefer to be alone than be with the wrong person.

Contact me if…. you are honest, loyal, intelligent, grounded, open minded, affectionate, active, social, respectful, not superficial, *can carry a good conversation*, chivalrous, ready for a relationship if that's where it leads, and FUN with [quick] wit and sense of humor. No social hand grenades please. :-)

**Additional bonus points for being handy around the house, able to cook, and don’t mind killing small bugs and spiders when I scream. **Red flags: Raiders or Cowboys fans, anyone that likes Donald Trump, workaholics, and guys that hate when a girl cries.

Oh yeah, and you MUST like your mother!!

PS: I HONESTLY do not have any current full body pictures. I have recently gained some weight as a result of some bad health issues and a car accident. I'm able to workout now and am working on getting back to my fighting weight. I would love a workout partner! Just want to be honest.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm focused on being in the present, healthy, and grateful for everything and everyone I have in my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
... not folding my laundry, napping, finding rock star parking spaces, getting injured, and all things organizational.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First things... hummm.... you'd have to ask someone but my guess my eyes and my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have so many favorite movies... Uncle Buck, The Usual Suspects, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Boondock Saints, and on...

I'm a picky eater. I will admit it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Love
2. Music
3. Exercise
4. Sun
5. Chocolate chip cookies
6. Family, friends, and dogs (I know, I kinda cheated)
* Not necessarily in this order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... being happy and healthy, who I can sucker into helping me stake my falling trees in the backyard, and why on earth I can never, ever, find the time to vacuum (and how to spell vacuum!).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at the bi-weekly happy hour, relaxing at home, or meeting up with friends or family. I'm open to doing other things of course....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My toilet paper must roll over the top. :-)
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 36–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you are honest, loyal, intelligent, grounded, open minded, active, social, respectful, and FUN with [quick] wit and sense of humor. No social hand granades please.