Seriously though, I'm not even good at selling myself on a resume. I think the problem is not knowing who my audience is. Who are you? What do you want to know about me? All the basics are there, I'm healthy, empathetic, smart, good humored, emotionally and financially stable, attractive, positive, educated, gainfully employed... blah, blah, blah.
In short, yes, I have my stuff together and endeavor to be a decent human being. I enjoy life in the present with an eye on the future. I do not wallow in regret, but try to learn from the past so I can avoid mistakes and be ready for opportunities. I'm independent, but also appreciate how much the right partner can add to life.
I don't take myself too seriously, so if you think we might have an interesting conversation say hello. In the worst case scenario, we'll have a story to tell.