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uardito

35 M Athens, GA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 2
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I love life.

I love getting to know new people. I don't think I've ever met someone who I thought was boring. People can't help it. Even the most ferociously tight-lipped are silently testifying about their call to silence. And I love how different two stories can be and still bring two people to the same place at the same time.

I hate that the day has only 24 hours, a week only seven days. I have never had a summer that fit between spring and fall, a weekend that fit properly in those two days. The greatest crime ever committed was sending a child to bed when the summer sun still lit the sky.

Criminal.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a crisis counselor for people experiencing problems with math.
I’m really good at
Convincing people that can't speak Spanish that I can speak Spanish.

Awkward situations, mostly surviving them, on occasion creating them.

And movie scene/quote recall! As soon as they invent some way to plug my brain into a TV, I'll be able to just replay movie all the time. In fact, if you ever see me bust out laughing for no reason, it was because we just hit a funny note in one a several movies that are playing in my brain at most times.

And math.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that I'm talking. After I met the girlfriend of one of my friends for the first time recently, he told me that she was nervous meeting me and I asked why. This is what he tells me "She was worried that she wouldn't know what to say. I told her that you'd take care of being sure we had stuff to talk about and you didn't disappoint."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies:
Gosford Park, Angels in America, LA Confidential, Fight Club, Silence of the Lambs, South Park, How to Train Your Dragon, Akira, Grave of the Fireflies, Tekkon Kinkreet, the original Star Wars movies, True Grit and Inception. Any of the films of Pedro Almodovar.

Books:
Black Boy, The God of Small Things, Kick-Ass and Baby Rudin. I haven't finished the Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, mostly because I like Oscar too much and the foreshadowing isn't, well, subtle.

Food:
I had fried ice cream recently and thought it was compelling evidence of a good and loving God.

Comics:
Calvin and Hobbes, of course. XKCD. Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Piled Higher and Deeper.

YouTube Channels
TheLuanLegacy, NigaHiga, HartBeat, RocketJump: FreddieW's channel, Swoozie and of course ViHart.

Shows
I don't watch a whole lot of TV, but I'm on a Modern Family kick at the moment. I'm also into American Horror Story. Seen every episode. I firmly believe that Video Game High School is high art and will have a lasting impact on TV series especially in the teen genre and possibly beyond that.

And I'm addicted to Law and Order: SVU. I'm so ashamed. Consider this a cry for help.
The six things I could never do without
Laughter, passion, art, pasta, math and Google.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Unsolved math problems. My family. And movies, ah, lots and lots of movies :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically, there's food I like, people I love, movies I'll be dissecting tomorrow, movies that move me, sleep, clubs, music, house parties, drama, and complaining about the heat in Georgia.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
People think that I'm genuinely extroverted, but most social situations genuinely terrify me and I think I'm just really, really good at faking it.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you'd like to get to know me :)
If you like nerds.
If you've ever been accused of reading too much into a movie.
Especially if you've ever been accused of reading too much into an animated film.
If you think I'm just irresistibly interesting, attractive or funny.
Or just irresistible :)

Or any other reason. I don't know. If there's a reason that I should put on this list that I haven't yet, let me know!