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uberXcore

24 Perth, Australia Woman

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:47am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I want to wake you up at 3am because I'm high and you'd totally get this awesome joke I just said.

Nothing has meaning, nothing is significant, nothing you ever do will be of any consequence whatsoever. We are but specks upon a slightly larger speck in a sea full of specks.

but like, you know. in an upbeat way. i'm a nihilistic little thing but i can laugh off pretty much anything except dealing with centrelink staff. and seafood.

never serious, trying hard to be sincere.

common sense, cheerful awareness of total aimlessness and the pursuit of shits and giggles guide me.

I have a long term partner and we're non-monogamous because shit we're young and everyone is hot. But he is your benchmark. Good luck with that.

Awkward, stupid, ugly, boring.

Just kidding. I'm great. And so are you.

but, a thing I don't like about myself is my tendency to be embarrassed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Swallowing it whole, very slowly. "anaconda" describes my approach to a lot of things actually.

learning how to do things i don't care about and trying to only do things i care about the rest of the time, and eating progressively less nutritious 'meals'

I do not subscribe to the notion that to be successful, you must have your life's plan in place before you are legally allowed to fuck. Or ever, really.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being captivated. Overdoing it. Giving hilariously useless advice. Making brilliant stoner food. Cutting my own hair. Never being entirely clean. Writing in this pattern: deadpan sentence => witty sentence fragment.

Probably some other stuff, but who the fuck knows really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a Navi.

My chestal area is arranged to be ambiguous.

There's paint or something on my face.

I'm a tall, fat, gendervague goddess with perfectly sculpted hair, sequined pink shoes and a ridiculously overconfident strut. They just notice me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
None of this is critically important to me so if it is important to you I will probably break your heart with my cold flippant ways,
especially if you like extra-long movies or the red hot chilli peppers.

my life is currently one big brian chippendale jerkoff so his webcomics his music and his art go here

Soundcloud

Things that either involve a maximum of three ingredients or a minimum of twenty. And toast, shit you have no idea how much toast I eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my previous answer was really naff. I would like to retain access to and use of bread, fabric shears, a sea of small useless interesting things in the bottom of my bag, my voice and some fingers to suck on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sex, myself, and how to combine the two, interspersed with moments of early-onset quarter-life crises and shitty first-world white-girl dilemmas.

and how to wiggle my way into other people's brains while staying charming and consensual about it all (getting better at this)

but some other things, as well
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
channeling either james st james or neil hamburger
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
queer switch, currently into getting giggly over girls and significantly upping my levels of quality control for men.

I really, really love drag. No matter what 'drag' means to whoever is doing it.

I'm fat. (Well, duh.) But I am unapologetic and unwilling to court your opinions on the matter. I don't always love my body, but I never come close to hating it. If you just can't comprehend that, you won't like me.
You should message me if
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you were about to, then didn't.

there's some cool nature place you've been keeping secret until you find someone who will appreciate it as much as you do. i will.

you are fascinated by your own sexuality or lack thereof and what changes and what stays the same and what you intend to do about it and with whom et cetera

you think gender is quite hilarious

you find facts about a person not nearly half as interesting as imaginative shit-talking and body language and actions and reactions and know there's no fast way to learn about somebody and understand that the things we say about ourselves might seem completely different in someone else's mind and feel at least okay with that.

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