Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I want to wake you up at 3am because I'm high
and you'd totally get this awesome
joke I just said.
Nothing has meaning, nothing is significant, nothing you ever do
will be of any consequence whatsoever. We are but specks upon a
slightly larger speck in a sea full of specks.
but like, you know. in an upbeat way. i'm a nihilistic little thing
but i can laugh off pretty much anything except dealing with
centrelink staff. and seafood.
never serious, trying hard to be sincere.
but, a thing I don't like about myself is my tendency to be
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
whole, very slowly.
learning how to do things i don't care about and trying to only do
things i care about the rest of the time, and eating progressively
less nutritious 'meals'
i live in a house that is so big and cool it feels illegal for me
to be here, i play shows, i draw muscle pets
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being captivated. Overdoing it. Giving hilariously useless
advice. Making brilliant
stoner food. Cutting my own hair. Never being entirely clean.
Writing in this pattern: deadpan sentence => witty sentence
Probably some other stuff, but who the fuck knows really.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm hot but how????????????????why?????????????????????so
i'm doing something really autistic with my hands
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
None of this is critically important to me so if it is important to
you I will probably break your heart with my cold flippant
especially if you like extra-long movies or the red hot chilli
special interest currently Shlohmo so that's probably all you'll
ever hear me put on in company and/or blink 182's dude ranch
either smooth peanut butter sandwiches and stovetop percolator
coffee only or all of the most exciting possible things i can put
into my mouth at once depending on where my sensory inclinations
lie at the time
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my previous answer was really naff. I would like to retain access
to and use of bread, fabric shears, a sea of small useless
interesting things in the bottom of my bag, my voice and some
fingers to suck on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how all previous iterations of yourself seem corny and ignorant
including the current one, eventually
and how to wiggle my way into other people's brains while staying
charming and consensual about it all (getting better at this)
but some other things, as well
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
smoking bongs under a crystal chandelier OR looking magnificent in
a crowd of noobs
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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queer switch, currently into getting giggly over girls and
significantly upping my levels of quality control for men.
i'm autistic and it's really fun except when it's wildly
frustrating (pure joy and confused distress are my main emotional
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you were about to, then didn't.
there's some cool nature place you've been keeping secret until you
find someone who will appreciate it as much as you do. i
you are fascinated by your own sexuality or lack thereof and what
changes and what stays the same and what you intend to do about it
and with whom et cetera
you think gender is quite hilarious
you're autistic or otherwise neurodivergent and you get The
Feelings because i have The Feelings too and it's nice to
sympathise about The Feelings with others
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