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uberXcore

25 Perth, Australia Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single

My details

Last online
Today – 12:31am
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I want to wake you up at 3am because I'm high and you'd totally get this awesome joke I just said.

Nothing has meaning, nothing is significant, nothing you ever do will be of any consequence whatsoever. We are but specks upon a slightly larger speck in a sea full of specks.

but like, you know. in an upbeat way. i'm a nihilistic little thing but i can laugh off pretty much anything except dealing with centrelink staff. and seafood.

never serious, trying hard to be sincere.

but, a thing I don't like about myself is my tendency to be embarrassed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Swallowing it whole, very slowly.

learning how to do things i don't care about and trying to only do things i care about the rest of the time, and eating progressively less nutritious 'meals'

i live in a house that is so big and cool it feels illegal for me to be here, i play shows, i draw muscle pets
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being captivated. Overdoing it. Giving hilariously useless advice. Making brilliant stoner food. Cutting my own hair. Never being entirely clean. Writing in this pattern: deadpan sentence => witty sentence fragment.

Probably some other stuff, but who the fuck knows really.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm hot but how????????????????why?????????????????????so hot?????????????but??????????????

i'm doing something really autistic with my hands
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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None of this is critically important to me so if it is important to you I will probably break your heart with my cold flippant ways,
especially if you like extra-long movies or the red hot chilli peppers.

special interest currently Shlohmo so that's probably all you'll ever hear me put on in company and/or blink 182's dude ranch

Soundcloud

either smooth peanut butter sandwiches and stovetop percolator coffee only or all of the most exciting possible things i can put into my mouth at once depending on where my sensory inclinations lie at the time
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my previous answer was really naff. I would like to retain access to and use of bread, fabric shears, a sea of small useless interesting things in the bottom of my bag, my voice and some fingers to suck on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how all previous iterations of yourself seem corny and ignorant including the current one, eventually

and how to wiggle my way into other people's brains while staying charming and consensual about it all (getting better at this)

but some other things, as well
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
smoking bongs under a crystal chandelier OR looking magnificent in a crowd of noobs
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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queer switch, currently into getting giggly over girls and significantly upping my levels of quality control for men.

i'm autistic and it's really fun except when it's wildly frustrating (pure joy and confused distress are my main emotional deviations)
You should message me if
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you were about to, then didn't.

there's some cool nature place you've been keeping secret until you find someone who will appreciate it as much as you do. i will.

you are fascinated by your own sexuality or lack thereof and what changes and what stays the same and what you intend to do about it and with whom et cetera

you think gender is quite hilarious

you're autistic or otherwise neurodivergent and you get The Feelings because i have The Feelings too and it's nice to sympathise about The Feelings with others