Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I want to wake you up at 3am because I'm high
and you'd totally get this awesome
joke I just said.
Nothing has meaning, nothing is significant, nothing you ever do
will be of any consequence whatsoever. We are but specks upon a
slightly larger speck in a sea full of specks.
but like, you know. in an upbeat way. i'm a nihilistic little thing
but i can laugh off pretty much anything except dealing with
centrelink staff. and seafood.
never serious, trying hard to be sincere.
common sense, cheerful awareness of total aimlessness and the
pursuit of shits and giggles guide me.
Awkward, stupid, ugly, boring.
Just kidding. I'm great. And so are you.
but, a thing I don't like about myself is my tendency to be
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
whole, very slowly. "anaconda" describes my approach to a lot of
learning how to do things i don't care about and trying to only do
things i care about the rest of the time, and eating progressively
less nutritious 'meals'
I do not subscribe to the notion that to be successful, you must
have your life's plan in place before you are legally allowed to
fuck. Or ever, really.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being captivated. Overdoing it. Giving hilariously useless
advice. Making brilliant
stoner food. Cutting my own hair. Never being entirely clean.
Writing in this pattern: deadpan sentence => witty sentence
Probably some other stuff, but who the fuck knows really.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have a Navi
My chestal area is arranged to be ambiguous.
There's paint or something on my face.
I'm a tall, fat, gendervague goddess with perfectly sculpted hair,
sequined pink shoes and a ridiculously overconfident strut. They
just notice me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
None of this is critically important to me so if it is important to
you I will probably break your heart with my cold flippant
especially if you like extra-long movies or the red hot chilli
my life is currently one big brian chippendale jerkoff so his
webcomics his music and his art go here
Things that either involve a maximum of three ingredients or a
minimum of twenty. And toast, shit you have no idea how much toast
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my previous answer was really naff. I would like to retain access
to and use of bread, fabric shears, a sea of small useless
interesting things in the bottom of my bag, my voice and some
fingers to suck on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sex, myself, and how to combine the two, interspersed with moments
of early-onset quarter-life crises and shitty first-world
and how to wiggle my way into other people's brains while staying
charming and consensual about it all (getting better at this)
but some other things, as well
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
channeling either james st james or neil hamburger
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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queer switch, currently into getting giggly over girls and
significantly upping my levels of quality control for men.
I really, really love drag. No matter what 'drag' means to whoever
is doing it.
I'm fat. (Well, duh.) But I am unapologetic and unwilling to court
your opinions on the matter. I don't always love my body, but I
never come close to hating it. If you just can't comprehend that,
you won't like me.
You should message me if
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you were about to, then didn't.
there's some cool nature place you've been keeping secret until you
find someone who will appreciate it as much as you do. i
you are fascinated by your own sexuality or lack thereof and what
changes and what stays the same and what you intend to do about it
and with whom et cetera
you think gender is quite hilarious
you find facts about a person not nearly half as interesting as
imaginative shit-talking and body language and actions and
reactions and know there's no fast way to learn about somebody and
understand that the things we say about ourselves might seem
completely different in someone else's mind and feel at least okay
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