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30 M Fircrest, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:01am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Poorly), Afrikaans, Yiddish, Ancient Greek, Esperanto

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My self-summary
An ode to online dating, by yours truly. Called: "What I have learned about women and online dating."

1) All women wish they were ducks. Ducks with opposable thumbs, because how else would you take selfies? Otherwise you are just a duck, and that's just lame.

2) Adding _taco to the end of your screen name as a woman is common...and that is weird. What would you do if my screen name was über _geo_guy_weiner? _footlong? _hotdog? _kielbasasausage? _otherphallicfoodobjectsobjectifyingmymanliness?

3) Reading is hard...? No one wants to read a novel, and no one wants to read a thousand messages! So I'm not going to message you first. Period. Waste of my time. I may rate which, rate back! Then we can message.

4) Most people doing online dating aren't ready to actually date. If you are hung up on your ex...move on from my profile, and them. Then date. Signed, everyone.

5) I, and everyone else, hates online dating...yet we do it. Hoorah. Now stop wasting my time beautiful, smart, funny, outgoing woman, and let me treat you to a night filled with hilarity and adventure. I am pretty awesome. I shouldn't be single and neither should you. Yet we are. And lame.

Combat lameness...message me.

What I’m doing with my life
Guitar. Science. Boating. Adventure. Repeat.
I’m really good at
Musical instrumentation. Scientific analysis and delineation. Confusing people with scientific jargon. Wit...apparently. Although I'm apparently good at teaching. So when I spout off random scientific facts...say...about brewing...or geology...people somehow remember.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am very outgoing and can talk to anyone... And often do. My brother in law is often amazed by my ability to talk to anyone for hours. Soooo...I guess I'm quite social...?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Spring, summer, and early fall response: ain't nobody got time for that. Its boating season.

Winter response: how did I get sucked into this crap? I actually watch Grimm, Dracula, Top Gear (British only), and history stuff. Lame right?
The six things I could never do without
Can people count to six? Because most people don't actually put six things. To rebel I am putting no things. Because really... things are things. I don't need things. I need adventure, and that's intangible.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How can a rice cooker be so much better at judging when rice is done than me? I does it know?!
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no typical any day. Especially Friday. Unless it is summer. Then I'm on the water.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a costume master. If there is a costume party, I rock it. My favorites so far have been (as previously stated) Duffman, an awesome pirate (the host had no clue who I was - best friend btw), a wacky-waving-arm-inflatable-flailing-tube-man (Family Guy Reference), and The Count (meh, not my best, but still good).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are: positive, funny, outgoing, optimistic, and are generally awesome. Pretty simple right? And let me be completely straightforward and say, if you don't list Christian or similar on your "Details" page, I don't really even look.