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uberdans

28 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Bulgarian (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
I'm a lawyer at a small firm in SF. I love what I do, and I'm trying to make a career out of it.
I’m really good at
Table Tennis. Ski lift banter. Taxicab banter. Airport shuttle banter. Trivia. Minor points of etiquette. Attending weddings. Beating a joke to death. Crafting the perfect Gchat away message. Shopping at BevMo. Hitting ALT+TAB when I hear someone walking to my office. Washing dishes. Giving fatherly advice to friends 1-2y younger than me. I can have a conversation about anything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The two best novels I read this year were "All the King's Men" by Robert Penn Warren and "From Here to Eternity" by James Jones. I read a lot, mostly novels and history.

Movies: Forrest Gump; Animal House; Stripes; A Few Good Men; Rushmore; The Big Lebowski; Pulp Fiction; Casablanca; Sunset Boulevard; The Apartment; La Dolce Vita; Wedding Crashers. I'm one of those insufferable people that browses Netflix for 45m looking for the perfect film. If it has Paul Newman, Jack Lemmon, or Bill Murray, I am on board.

Music: I have an utterly shameless love of Top-40. Ditto for Country.

Shows: Archer, Workaholics. I know we are experiencing some TV golden era right now, but I just can't commit 40 hours to a tv show.

Food: My favorite restaurant in the world is Baby Blues BBQ in Los Angeles, California.
The six things I could never do without
A bottle opener (someone always needs to borrow it); sunscreen (though I don't go to the beach nearly enough); a Clipper Card (I have been called a public transportation savant); Cheap coffee (cream, no sugar); A thick, heavy book (if it's not 500pp, it's not worth it); Instagram (a guilty pleasure)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my life would be like if I'd taken French instead of Spanish in high school.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Oenophiles take note: despite living in Northern California my entire life, I have never been to Napa.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
your profile contains a photo of you A) anywhere on the Cal campus, B) at AT&T Park, or C) on skis