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uberdork97

36 M Fallston, MD

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Cliff's notes version aka: when to move on, unless you just want to read my profile, which I don't generally recommend.

-You want and/or have children, I do not.
-Religion is a priority, I am an atheist, and tend to be outspoken about it (but I try not to be a dick about it (which isn't to say, if it's a little important I won't be convinced to go into a church for special occasions, (As long as you ignore the smell of my burning flesh.)))
-You don't want to travel.
-If you think homosexuality is a sin, or gay marriage is wrong... I'm straight but see no reason two consenting adults of any gender arrangement can't marry.
-I don't really like watching sports... playing? yes. Watching? Still no, I just said that at the beginning of this bullet point!!
-If you're a moderate to crazy over the top republican... I just don't think it'll work.

Ok, that's some of the odds and ends, if you're compelled to continue, best of luck to you.

Ok, So I just graduated nursing school, and have passed my boards now... Nursing school feels as though it has taken forever, but simultaneously was over before I knew it. I did my last internship for school in Belize, working with healthcare abroad was an eye opening experience, and one I'd like to repeat.
I enjoy adventure, and feel as though life should be lived... actually lived, not just participated in. I don't intend to live a life a quiet desperation. To that end I'm looking for someone to be my partner in crime... where we are each others essential sidekick. And while I'm looking for someone who will become essential to my life, I'm not looking for someone to complete me... I'm complete. I'm looking for someone who is complete, and live life as two whole people.

Ok, so I don't know what else I'm putting here.... might add more later.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Since School has been my life for the last two plus years, I'm currently in the process of rediscovering myself. I used to run marathons, and desperately want to get back into running, but depending on how well my knee recovers from it's current state, I maybe pick up cycling or something less... painful. Being a broke student wasn't my ideal situation... but now that free time has come back to me, I'm excited about the idea of doing things! I still feel a little bit of anxiety in my free moments, after having spent so much time with the constant pressure of school and the next test or paper or assignment constantly looming... it's odd to experience stillness.
I work as an RN in the second best hospital in the country, and am looking forward to seeing where else I might go!
Ideally I would like to travel and see the world, both professionally and for pleasure...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening.
Offering well thought out advise.
Knowing when advise is not warranted or asked for.
Being considerate.
Being a good friend.
Making dumb jokes or awful puns (there is no such thing as a good pun!)
Making up my own words.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first thing people notice about me is, I guess, that I like to laugh and can be silly. Bad puns are my friends.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: anything that'll keep my attention.
Music: usually kind of mellow, but I have my times when I like something with a little more bite to it.
Movies: I'm easy here, anything.
Food: I like ethnic-y food... and am generally a fan of spicy, but not the kind of spicy that would murder my tongue.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
And in no particular order...

1) Athletic pursuits.
2) My ipod.
3) My friends
4) Meaningful employment.
5) My car
6) My cell phone... Sad but true.
7) My passport
8) Evidently counting to six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend alot of time thinking about the way the world works. Not so much as the physics of the whole thing, but more like philosophy. Although, sometimes the whole physics thing is super interesting too!! Of course I only understand the physics thing at the most base level... I've never actual taken any classes on the subject... but if I were actually good at math, I totally might ;)

Also, it simply boggles my mind to see people choose the earth in the question "Which is bigger, the earth or the sun?" Un-flippin'-believable... I mean, c'mon, the sun is friggin' huge! (or huge-mongous for users of the metric system.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working... so sad!! But I'll usually go out afterward with friends to someones place and or to one of our favorite bars (Although I'm not drinking during running season.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know... I don't think there is alot about me that's private... *shrugs*
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1) if you've made it through my profile, good show!
2) If you like to have fun.
3) If you're active
4) If you read #2, and thought, "Are there people who DON'T like to have fun?" As if you might run an idea by them and that they might say "No, I don't like that idea, it sounds a little... fun. And you know I hate fun!!"
5) If you want to talk about Strong Bad.
6) I might add more later, I don't even know :)