Looking for a deep and meaningful connection with
someone. Sounds beyond 'vanilla', like its right out of a cheesy want ad.

I promise 1 thing, If I am anything, its this.
Always entertaining.

And before you read to far, let me say this, I can be serious if and when its what is called for.

Hmm, Whats words, when used properly, and in the correct order would best describe me....

Not a clue, however i can put down just some of what others have written about me on quite a few bathroom walls over this great nation of ours over the years. Put on your thinking caps, its gonna be bummpy!

Rumour has it I have been listed on the endangered species list. Apparently I am, one of the last "Real Gentlemen" out there. While this is easily verified and takes very little time, it does require you to pass the 52 point background check PLUS endure the testing a few of my friends will undoubtedly put you through to verify you possess the complimentary traits and in large enough quantities to be deemed truly worthy.

I have been told many times I am to honest, personally I believe there is no such thing however, unlike some people, I have been wrong before. I believe very strongly in Karma, I do everything I can to honor this and feel blessed by what the universe has provided for me. And no, I'm not on crack, You I am still not so sure about though.

I work in the IT industry, have been published and well, truth be told I am that rare mixed percentage of Geek, Nerd and Dork. Together in our proprietary trademarked top secret family formula it makes for incredible and sometimes wild communication and has been verified to be capable of providing a never ending supply of laughter.

I am very into EDM Music, love the outdoors yet have parked my car for the short term to enjoy the fantastic weather as i go out on my Can Am Spyder as frequent as possible. Once the weather changes, we will see how long i stick to the motorcycle. And if you don't know what a spyder is, google it silly. Trust me when I say its sick though, most fun thing I have ever owned and its is the closest thing to a vehicle that is so ... ME! for lack of a better word.

Everyone says "they are unique", frankly its probably a good thing there is nobody else like me. If I was to meet my clone, lord knows what kind of mischievousness would ensue. I find humour in almost everything, kind of like how you find sand in almost everything after spending a day at the beach. I however wont feel the need to be stuck in your.. anyway..
between your toes. Damn you have a dirty mind...

I Have also at various times been known to be kind of a bad influence. So if your the "miss goody two-shoes type", seriously, set down the scissors and RUN!!

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Learning, Loving, Sharing, Caring, Growing and Accepting the differences between what I can change and what I can not.

Beginning to create my next chapter.
Having fun every step of the way.
Making you question mine?? I would hope not, unless its cause you KNOW your not having as much fun as me. That's just the facts of life.

Brewing Strong Beer, Fixing Things, Communicating and Making people laugh, dancing all night long with my eyes closed. Having fun no matter where I am. Working my way through adversity.

I am a Ninja, I blend in and merge with the shadows. What do you mean you saw me... your on crack.

OK, perhaps its the smarts or humour but the first part is somewhat true too cause I am very able to blend in and honestly don't care if anyone notices me or not.

Totally cool with that too as it leads to a more drama free existence. Could also add that if I am at a (Electronica) music event, I am quite likely the oldest person there, dancing as soon as the music starts, all the way till the music stops and totally none stop. Unless I have been hit with a chemical stop sign, it's a quite rare event few have seen.

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Yes, Yes and Yes, somewhat picky on food but yes there too.

I have read a lot of book's. I do not believe in selling used books either so I have most of what I have read still. Like movies but do not watch TV.
(I am just saying, there is a very good reason they call it programming)

Musically I have been DJ\ing for over 13 years? Actually Lost count...

I am a EDM junkie. Mostly Tribal House/Progressive beats, Trance, Psy-Trance, Goa, Chill, Ambient and a smattering of other styles. If it has an infectious beat Im probably loving it, If however you do not like any of these best to avoid me like the plague as I have a very large collection and pretty much have music playing 24x7. Hell its looks more like a nightclub in my front room.

I love life so in six ways i hope to describe mine on some level.

1: Electrons and the devices that use them.
Current favorite combo, Bluetooth Motorcycle Helmet- Coupled with G1 phone, And no not so i can do phone calls while driving, hell that would be dangerous. Its for the 7 gigs of sick wicked beats and mixes i have, IE, music. Trust me when i say it beats the hell out of the "sound of the open road".

2: Great Friends and Family and the conversations they inspire.
I have the WORLDS greatest friends, cue the background song. "we are family"

3: Incredible Food and new people to share these experience's with.
Its nice having friends who are organic chefs and love to cook hell even i am a great cook, it happens every once in a while.

4: Tasty drinks or some form of intoxicating substances to share with my friends and family and the others we care about. Why you looking at me all strange, are you ok? ;-P

5: Music cause without this one, life would sadly, be a big mistake. Or a really lame party And yes we frequently couple all of the above together, its called a Party! And I am 'So' on the guest list!

6: Health, cause without this, none of the rest even matters.

The Future what kind of new technologies will there be in 100 years? Flying Car, How much longer? (For now I am OK about the Car thing, I have my Can-Am Spyder, seriously the most fun you can put between your legs AND still have your clothes on). Still havent looked it up huh, slackers.. I tell ya

How long before we have full blown Nanotechnology and at what point do we as a society start to see the human race embrace things like BMI's Brain Machine Interfaces and people actually turning into cyborgs. Heavy I know, remember that 3d scifi game board analogy? are you ready, I might be, as long as its not running on Windows...then I think...WTF?
Personality virus's.. LOL
---REBOOT---
What will replace our Monopoly System, I'm sorry I meant Monetary System. You know the one where "The Banksters" print up your money and then charge us to give it to us. I love doing direct barter when it fits.

What can I personally to do correct the wrongs of our Country and the world in general, Yeah, right. See, what most of you do not see is this, We have an incredibly powerful rich elite power structure that is essentially holding humanity hostage.

How did things go so horribly off course. Deep stuff, different view I know.

Now adjust your tinfoil hat, trust me you'll thank me afterwards... OK, got it?

~*~*The Illuminati, ok so they really do exist.. But what is it they are REALLY up to and why are they so f*cked up.*~*~

Ok, look natural and Poof!
--> We now return you to your regular programming

How to brew better beer and make more of it, for some reason I keep running out.

Making better money while working less. Also like to do waaay more barter.

Soulmates vs True Love does it/they still exist? Is there really a lady out there just as freaky and kinky as me? Into the underground scene? Whip cracking smart and .... 'Oh leather, WOW, your so bad!..
Kinky Kink*'....Sorrry, where was I?!?!?! oh, yeah!

Um,
On some level, that really is a tall order, but, since i like them short - hopefully we can make it a short order. However, till I hear otherwise ill just keep listing to the voices singing in my head as I cross my fingers and I'll just keep dancing over there by that speaker.

Meanwhile out from left field..
Is a Poly life right for me? Yeah right! Hell I can't date two women at the same time. My lady friends give me endless grief on this last point. I find that mildly hypocritical too i might add.

Random Quantum Fluctuations are they really random?

What happens when you run with scissors?

If "sticking your head out of a moving car" is considered "a good way to lose your head", what might be a bad way? WTF?!?!?!

What is this thing you speak of, 'Typ'i'cal'?

I might be playing the role of Naughty-Santa you just never know!

If you see me "stalking you" its generally cause of one of these things.
1. OkCupid gave you a very high match score.
OR
2. I thought you were cute,
OR
3. You matched the latest search term and (read 1 and 2)
OR
4. You have silently been stalking me like a ninja hiding in the dark shadows for some time now, don't think i haven't seen you.. I am just trying find out more in case your some evil arch villain who the authorities are looking for.
generally its 1 or 2 and 3.

I've taken myself to other dimensions, when the music is just right through dance and closed eyes, other than internal focus nothing else should be required.

or the fact,
My relationship with the sun is not what I would call a consensual one.

On some level this is me, somehow I got into the underground rave seen when it really was underground. Meeting a guy in black with a yellow name badge in a parking lot caring a box of Donuts sound's familiar. So does a yellow suit with ballons, it was lots of things, Hell I remember
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BERZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****.1.1..12819371829udjflalv****
****RESET****
*~these are not the droids your looking for~*
*~Move along~*

Sorry, tripped the *TMI* Circuit.

Damn forgot to mention the Attention deficit disorder..
Oh look, A PONY!!!

This title needs improvement so allow me to handle that for ya, how about we change it to this::
**What I am looking for**
Ahh, feels better already.

1: Someone shorter than me: Provides for that more snuggly/cuddly feeling, Im sure you love feeling that too, right!

2: Someone who is Petite: purely personal preference, But i do prefer thin vs large. Again, I feel it enhances the cuddle factor significantly!

3: Intelligence: My Brain requires this like plants need water. Besides I will hurt your brain if your somehow lacking in this area. **Im just saying.. Trust me on this.**

4: Funny: Very few things in this world better than laughter, the whole world needs to do this a lot more than it currently is. And if you cant tell by reading this, I am doing my part.

And last but not least.
E: Cute: Compliments my boyish charm. ;^)

While these are what I would call the "Standard Features" there are a few other options I would love to put check marks next to. Assuming of course I was doing a custom order Girlfriend, but for now I would just say this.

Somewhere out there in this great big wonderful universe is my Soul Mate. I am quite sure she is looking for me just as hard as I am for her.
And we are both having one hell of a good time till that time we do.

I hope you find what you are searching for too!
Call Now, Operators are Standing By!

or don't.

Really actually maybe you shouldn't,
I am a bad influence.

Wouldn't want you to void your warranty now,
would you?

Wanna get your fluids checked?
;-)