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DJScratch-n-snif

51 M Hayward, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Recently did an online test for Personality Archetypes: found this interesting, but here is what Im looking for first.

I am looking someone who's much more than just my best friend, I have a lot of friends already actually, a few who don't like to hear me say this either but tis true and yeah I'm a dork but I'm fun and funny also both incredibly smart and unbelievably terribly stupid at times.
... But what am I?
Found this one interesting:
Personality Archetypes -

Jester (93%)
--filtered rest--
Ruler (12%)

So whats that mean?
If your yearning for someone who will control you.
Someone who will rule you, or at least try to?

Sorry, I'm so not your guy.

However, here's your party hat!
If your like to have fun, looking for someone who's cool and you can do fun things with. see reality from a - sometimes very different perspective.. who understands the rabbit hole and knowing how we got here. trying to make all the things we have to do, be fun.. guaranteed.. all the way around,
then you've Won!

But what have you won?

Other than World class tech support, don't know, but feel free call now operators are standing by. lol
To see the whole text of that test result view my journal. Random stuff there, nothing to interesting for the most part. Not that 4 out of 5 psychotherapist would agree.
Deleted most of my old postings and probably delete a lot of the journal next, before they take those away like they did with our badges. Badges... I don't need no stinking badge.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I started doing stand-up comedy a while back at a local dive bar's open mike night. What started off as a way to push myself out of my comfort level seems to be taking off.

Having fun while meeting new people. Creating interesting experiences in all things I do.

But that's the point, right?
Please don't tell my mom.. lol
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
D: All of the above?
I also been labeled a Tech God,Master Computer Ninja and I'm mechanically inclined to the extreme.
Just a small listing of some jobs I've held.
* Network Engineer
* Systems Administrator
* Web Designer
* Prototyper R&D
* Electronics Technician
* Intelligent Lighting and Sound Engineer.
* DJ
* Custom Woodworker
* Technical Duplications Engineer
* Blacksmith
* Chef de partie

And since a few don't get it.. Read my journal entry on Intelligent lighting for those who care (might be gone now)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a Ninja, I blend in and merge with the shadows.
{??}WHAT{!!}
*-*-*What do you mean you saw me*-*-*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes, Yes and Yes, somewhat picky pescaderian on food but yes there too.

Like movies but do not watch TV. Misfits, The 100, Jericho.
(There is a very good reason they call it *programming*)

MUSIC:: cause without it - Life would be a mistake.
However...I would just say NO to commercial music.

I have been DJ'ing for, well... a very long time.
EDM, Tribal House, Progressive Trance, Goa, Progressive House, Club, Ambient. I started listening to this stuff around 1988..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
If you don't mind ill use the mayan numbering system.

0: My Memory Foam Bed, and yes 0 is in fact a number. If you think its not try taking all the zero's out of your paycheck and see if you feel the same way afterwards. Wait, I did said I was a smartass right?

1: Electrons and the devices that use them.
Current favorite combo, Bluetooth Motorcycle Helmet- Coupled with phone. Its for the 7 gigs of sick wicked beats and mixes I have made up, IE, music.

It sure beats the hell out of the "sound of the open road".

2: Great Friends and Family and the conversations they inspire.
I have the WORLDS greatest friends, cue the background song. "we are family"

3: Incredible Food and new people to share these experience's with.

4: Tasty drinks or some form of intoxicating substances to share with my friends and family and the others we care about.
*-*-*Why you looking at me all strange, are you ok?*-*-*
;-P

5: Music cause without this one, life would sadly, be a big mistake. Wow...Dejavu.. And I prefer my bass to be thick, sick, punchy and loud enough you can feel it in your chest.

6: Health, cause without this, none of the rest even matters.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Here's a Doozy..
Blind faith in 'Bad Leaders', is not patriotism.

or this one..

If your presence does not add value to my life, your absence will not be missed
next up!
The crazy cross pollination of all the various technologies that are currently taking place and the "Scientific Renaissance" that we are just beginning to explore..

This "Age of Computation" that we are currently in and what technologies are just around the corner. I also realize how we have lost sight of our Spiritual Path as we gaze upon all the shiny shit in front of us.

Soon we'll have small energy sources with enough power that would enable us to build a !*REAL*! lightsaber.
there's that engineering/R&D side of me again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Quite possibly not even aware its friday?

Depends really, just depends....But its always fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've had a constant ringing in my ears for years now. Prevents me from trying to talk to people in loud environments.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
while I can probably fix anything, I don't care to try to fix people. Please you must be fully assembled before contacting me.

You understand why its better to be at the bottom of a ladder that you want to climb, than at the top of one that you don't.

I am very close to giving up meeting anyone on here at this point. I am happy as hell being me, it doesnt matter to me if that is me being single or me dating or the old married me. But im getting to the point I view much of this as a waste of time as Im not meeting anyone and the few I contact don't respond back and frankly.. really no loss from my point of view.

The likelyhood of me contacting anyone is close to nill, however I always respond and if your intelligent, decent looking and know how to have fun. Give it a whirl.