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ubernerd83

31 Folsom, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 4
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm not entirely sure what to put here, so I suppose I'll just go with some random statements about myself:

--I've got some pretty nerdy interests.
--I love a good beer, and will only drink American macrobrews under extreme duress.
--While I'm a social, political, and economic liberal (in the American sense of the term), I seem to be kind of a prudish conservative for the gay community.
--I love to cook, especially for other people.
--I've recently gotten over the shame related to who I am and come out of the closet as a fan of electropop.
--"I won't dance--don't ask me." Unless I've been drinking.
--I may have to go into rehab soon to get help dealing with my Netflix addiction.

Also, something you should know. I'm the kind of person who sets a goal of reading all of the winners of the Hugo for best novel. And then has second thoughts because maybe I should go with the Nebula instead.

I am nerdy, sardonic, and compassionate
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Preparing to move out to CA with my partner, where he recently found employment with a major tech firm. (Computer science is WAY more lucrative than higher education.)

I also currently serve as the chapter adviser for my old chapter of Sigma Nu and on DePauw's Greek Life Advisory Council.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm particularly good at rapidly recalling random facts. Pick a topic, and I probably have some random, totally useless fact the contribute to the conversation. Also, I've been told that I'm good at listening, and occasionally good at giving advice. I'm also one of the best cooks in my family, although that's not really saying much.

I also used to be a virtuoso cowbell player in the DPU Pep Band. Due to my busy "real world" schedule, I now only serve as guest cowbell.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my exceptional nerdiness. And the fact that I'm a bit on the short side. I'm a little shy when I first meet people, so I'm not really sure what image I project other than that. Once I get to know you though, I'll pretty much yack about anything.

Also, I have a large pair of wings instead of arms. Unfortunately, they're useless for flight, and their only useful purpose is as a pair of giant feather dusters.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My friends. The rest of these are only because the question asks for six.
2. The Internet
3. My iPod
4. My glasses
5. Caffeine
6. Your mom

Honorable Mention: Pants.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the world sucks so much and how to make it better. On a more personal level, such Buddhist leaning topics as what causes suffering, and what my original face was before I was born.

Also the best way to set in motion my plans for world domination. ("Are you pondering what I'm pondering?")
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably pining away and trying to keep myself busy until I join the boyfriend in CA.

Either that, or I'm indulging in my hobby of haberdashery. (Mercury poisoning is a bitch.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am unable to change the radio station if Garrison Keillor is on. I'm usually not even interested in what he's saying (especially when he's reciting shitty poetry on the Writer's Almanac), but his voice has a weird, folksy charm.
You should message me if
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Since we're new, the partner and I are looking for fun people to hang out with in the area.

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