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ubiquitypear

26 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Job
Retired
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To whom it may concern,

Things you need to know about me. First off, if we go out you're paying. Not just for me but for my room mate Mike if he shows up. And he's a drinker. Sex isn't guaranteed after that. If I'm interested in you then I'll place my underpants on the table. Fold them in three and place them in your handbag. Return them washed and we will consummate passionately.

Just an Irish guy trying to find his place in Toronto. I'm quite new to the city so all I want is somebody I can play nintendo and eat cookies with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aspiring hobo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The cashing of checks and the breaking of necks.

Visiting okc profiles that I like lots of times and not sending a message.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm covered in blood and trying to break into their house.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
When it comes to my tastes in the arts I believe in being very open to new material.

I have the musical taste of a wedding DJ
Arctic Monkeys
Black Keys
The Beatles
Calvin Harris
Wood Kid
RHCP
Smashing Pumpkins
Queens Of The Stone Age
Michael MacDonald
Phil Collins
Prodigy
Yan Tierson
Eric Satie
Ryuichi Sakamoto
Debussy
Roxy Music
The Smiths
The Clash
Pulp
Portugal The Man
Portishead
The Pocohontas soundtrack
Pulp Fiction Soundtrack
Cowboy Bebop Soundtrack
Miike Snow
Maxine Nightingale
Marvin Gaye
The Isley Brothers
Stevie Wonder
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
Luis Bacalov
LCD Soundsystem
Kings Of Convenience
Hendrix
Huey Lewis and The News
Duran Duran
Iggy Pop
Hall and Oates
Gorillaz
The XX
Blur
Blondie

Movies:
Steven Spielberg
Edgar Wright
George Lucas
Christopher Nolan
Duncan Jones
Joss Whedon
David Cronenberg
John Carpenter
Alfonso Cuaron
Neil Blomkamp
Guillermo Del Toro
Jeff Nichols
Michel Gondry

Books:
Roald Dahl, Ken Follet, Tolkien, George R.R. Martin, Oscar Wilde, Frank Ryan, Steven Jay Gould and the Poe Meister.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Passort
Plane tickets
Money
Good company
A sense of adventure
A good pair of slacks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My do my recently used emojii's say about me as a person?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking my pipe and staring at the sea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every time I see the sentence "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" I can feel the blood rush out of my penis and back up into my body.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're a sexual tyrannosaur. If you straight up gangsta. If you think it's sooooo 20th century for women to wait for men to message them first! Also if you're buyin what I'm supplyin' ya know what I'm sayin'!?