I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. When I insert a usb stick I get it in right every. single. time. Dance like nobodies watching? I dance like everybody's watching and I'm naked. It's beautiful. I can make fajitas that'll blow your tits off. I have never once gotten lost in a supermarket. Taste in music? I can actually taste music. Yeah I know. Its as strange as it sounds...... I mean tastes..... I once fought a bear. We were evenly matched and remain good friends to this day. However what he doesn't know is that I'm sleeping with his wife. My hobbies include hunting rare and exotic animals not taking dating profiles seriously and pole dancing. My jean shorts fashion collection are all the rage in Milan right now. Most of all I'm a stellar hugger and world class cuddler.
I was on my way to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives, the seven wives had seven sacks, the seven sacks had seven cats, the seven cats had seven kittens. How many were going to St. Ives? Answers on a postcard.