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ubiquitypear

26 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Retired
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just an Irish guy trying to find his place in Toronto. I'm quite new to the city so all I want is somebody I can play nintendo and eat cookies with.

I killed a man in Reno just to watch him die. When I insert a usb stick I get it in right every. single. time. Dance like nobodies watching? I dance like everybody's watching and I'm naked. It's beautiful. I can make fajitas that'll blow your tits off. I have never once gotten lost in a supermarket. Taste in music? I can actually taste music. Yeah I know. Its as strange as it sounds...... I mean tastes..... I once fought a bear. We were evenly matched and remain good friends to this day. However what he doesn't know is that I'm sleeping with his wife. My hobbies include hunting rare and exotic animals not taking dating profiles seriously and pole dancing. My jean shorts fashion collection are all the rage in Milan right now. Most of all I'm a stellar hugger and world class cuddler.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Aspiring hobo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The cashing of checks and the breaking of necks.

Visiting okc profiles that I like lots of times and not sending a message.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm covered in blood and trying to break into their house.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
When it comes to my tastes in the arts I believe in being very open to new material.

I have the musical taste of a wedding DJ
Arctic Monkeys
Black Keys
The Beatles
Calvin Harris
Wood Kid
RHCP
Smashing Pumpkins
Queens Of The Stone Age
Michael MacDonald
Phil Collins
Prodigy
Yan Tierson
Eric Satie
Ryuichi Sakamoto
Debussy
Roxy Music
The Smiths
The Clash
Pulp
Portugal The Man
Portishead
The Pocohontas soundtrack
Pulp Fiction Soundtrack
Cowboy Bebop Soundtrack
Miike Snow
Maxine Nightingale
Marvin Gaye
The Isley Brothers
Stevie Wonder
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
Luis Bacalov
LCD Soundsystem
Kings Of Convenience
Hendrix
Huey Lewis and The News
Duran Duran
Iggy Pop
Hall and Oates
Gorillaz
The XX
Blur
Blondie

Movies:
Steven Spielberg
Edgar Wright
George Lucas
Christopher Nolan
Duncan Jones
Joss Whedon
David Cronenberg
John Carpenter
Alfonso Cuaron
Neil Blomkamp
Guillermo Del Toro
Jeff Nichols
Michel Gondry

Books:
Roald Dahl, Ken Follet, Tolkien, George R.R. Martin, Dawkins, Frank Ryan and Steven Jay Gould.

Poetry:
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Dylan Thomas 1914 - 1953
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Passort
Plane tickets
Money
Good company
A sense of adventure
A good pair of slacks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What can swim faster a horse or a dog?
Future Hitler might have already been born
Why were the androids from alien filled with semen?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Are people who talk behind your back talking in front of you?
Whats the biggest animal I could kick to death?
Where did that Pitbull guy come from? Like all of a sudden he's just there one day singing songs on the radio and nobody questioned it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking my pipe and staring at the sea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really like Rihanna and listen to her songs all the time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you straight up gangsta. If you think it's sooooo 20th century for women to wait for men to message them first! Also if you're buyin what I'm supplyin' ya know what I'm sayin'!?