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ucbrandon

29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm in a constant state of becoming. Change often frightens me, and yet I feel stiff and stagnant without it. I like to shoot the breeze with backyard philosophy. It's not that I'm quirky so much as I enjoy things that I find to be delightful.

I'm open-minded, but not so open-minded that my brains fall out.

I think that's a pretty good approach to life -- especially once the zombies rise.

I have deep thoughts of a light nature. Like a rainbow pool.

My favorite grammatically correct sentence is: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Investing many hours and years of it into graduate school in the hope all this education will one day pay off by allowing me to help people lead good, happy lives.

On my best days, I remember to lead one of those good, happy lives myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making up random crap on the spot in a convincing way. In an alternate life, I would have been a lawyer. An evil, heartless lawyer.

connecting the dots. Literally. I literally connect the dots literally. And only one of those "literally's" is actually using the literal meaning of the word.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a beard.

Funny things come out of my mouth. Usually just words but sometimes bits of food that get caught in my, you know...beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My Top Five Novels (in English):
1. Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
2. Norwegian Wood by Haruki Murakami
3. 1984 by George Orwell
4. Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut
5. The Road by Cormac McCarthy

My Top Three Novels (in Spanish this time):
1. El coronel no tiene quien le escribe - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
2. El beso de la mujer arana - Manuel Puig
3. Oye, hormiguita! (So what if it's a picture book?! It's got depth...and giant ants. Also, I can't read.)

My Top Six Movies:
1. Being John Malkovich
2. The Royal Tenenbaums
3. High Fidelity
4. The Dark Knight
5. Spaceballs
6. Strangers on a Train

My Top Five TV Shows:
1. Arrested Development
2. Community
3. Parks and Recreation
4. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
5. Happy Endings
(Sorry Coupling -- you've fallen off the list.)

Favorite Albums:
1. Funeral -- The Arcade Fire
2. Wish You Were Here -- Pink Floyd
3. In Rainbows -- Radiohead
4. If You're Feeling Sinister -- Belle and Sebastian
5. Samba Esquema Novo -- Jorge Ben
Other music I dig: Wolf Parade, The Beatles, Nick Drake, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Fleet Foxes, Bon Iver, Gorillaz, The Smiths, Sam Cooke.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Imagination
Philosophical Conversation
Intimate Connections
Sunsets
Witty Banter
A grizzled detective with a thirst for revenge and nothing to lose
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Improv skills tend to make fantastic life lessons. Say "yes and" to the offers you receive. Make others look good. Focus on discovering what's already present instead of trying to make up problems. Sometimes, the most enjoyable scene to watch is just two people getting along with each other.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I joined OkCupid before it was cool to make a clever username, and I've regretted that lack of foresight ever since.

A playful wit is the key to my heart.
You should message me if
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Look, I'm open to anything. Maybe we'll meet and discover we absolutely love talking literature together and want to get together every month to talk books over a cup of coffee. Maybe we'll discover insane chemistry bantering and spend hours collapsing from laughter as we wander the city. Maybe we won't be able to keep our hands off each other.

What I'm trying to say is, I'm not looking for anything in particular so much as I'm exploring the infinite possibilities that exist for two people to have a moment of genuine connection.

Put another way: http://www.zimbio.com/watch/pLdtBbpPVrc/Waking+Life+Don+t+Want+Ant/Waking+Life