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ucbrandon

29 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I lived in Northern California once, but I left before it made me soft.

I lived in New York City once, but I left before it made me hard.

Basically, I'm really good at following advice if it's set to music and narrated by Baz Luhrmann.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
embracing the ever-expanding, unsolvable mystery that is life and trying to get as many other people as I can to appreciate the view.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Googling. Connecting the dots. Flirtatious banter. Sporcle's Countries of the World quiz. Procrastinating like whoa. Sentence fragments.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a beard.

Funny things come out of my mouth. Usually just words but sometimes bits of food that get caught in my, you know...beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Murakami, Vonnegut, Gaiman, Orwell, McCarthy.

Anderson, Nolan, Kaufman, Linklater.

Troy Barnes, April Ludgate, Winston Bishop, Mr. Burns, Buffy Summers.

Funeral, Wish You Were Here, American Beauty, In Rainbows, Samba Esquema Novo, The Sidewinder.

Korma (spicy. Like whoa), Pad See Ew
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Imagination
Philosophical Conversation
Intimate Connections
Sunsets
Witty Banter
A grizzled detective with a thirst for revenge and nothing to lose
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the interconnectedness of all life. Narrative and symbolism. True equality and justice for all (not the Metallica album). The increasing political polarization of the world and how delegitimizing or, worse, dehumanizing the "other side" allows us to dismiss anything with which we don't already agree out of hand. Mediation. Ridiculous business ventures/products I'll never actually follow through on creating.

Improv skills tend to make fantastic life lessons. Say "yes and" to the offers you receive. Make others look good. Focus on discovering what's already present instead of trying to make up problems. Sometimes, the most enjoyable scene to watch is just two people getting along with each other.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I joined OkCupid before it was cool to make a clever username, and I've regretted that lack of foresight ever since.

A playful wit is the key to my heart.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
What I want to know is...are you kind?