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ucbrian
28 / M / straight / Single
Cincinnati, Ohio
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 5" (1.65m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Casual sex
- Smokes
- Trying to quit
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Libra but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Serbian (Okay), Russian (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Spontaneous, Unique, and Sagacious.
My Self-Summary
Well here it is....between school and work my free time is limited
at best...I dont have copius amounts of free time to go out and
meet people....so this site SHOULD be convenient for me....however
I think that i may give up on the whole dating thing and just fly
solo for a while....girls dont want a guy that treats them
right....or is there when they need them most...they say thats what
they want in their profile but in reality they want someone that
will walk all over them...use them and treat them like shit...and i
simply CANT BE THAT GUY....so that being said if the description
DOESNT fit you read on....otherwise direct yourself to a profile of
some douche that just wants sex! CYA!
Now in Serbian
na majka ti picka ta....glupava svinski
What I’m doing with my life
My circumstances have recently changed, and im working at the
college bookstore and im back in college lol :)
Editors
I’m really good at
Riding streetbikes...horseback riding(english style,dressage and
hunters/jumpers),soccer,I'm a drummer,enjoy giving body massages,if
you are lucky you may discover the rest of the list :)
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, and sparkling personality :)
and since u made it this far heres a joke for ya :)
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...
but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
but the girl said, "NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend...
so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up
the money very fast...
he won't even be able to get his pants down.
She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
and since u made it this far heres a joke for ya :)
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office...
but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll
give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
but the girl said, "NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend...
so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up
the money very fast...
he won't even be able to get his pants down.
She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what
happened...She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Any book by michael crichton or robin cook or john sandford is fair
game. I am a sucker for any good comedy. My favorite band of all
time is def Drop dead gorgeous! I also dig as i lay dying,
thursday, from autumn to ashes, thrice, killswitch engaged etc etc
ask me for more!
The six things I could never do without
My streetbike, cell phone, my Audi A4 turbo, friends, computer, and
my streetbike lol.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not I will ever find that one special person that will
click with me and be the source of my happiness...ugh cheesy i know
but hey, its whatever....and going to grad school :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Weather permitting, out on my bike before a night of hangin around
with my friends, or working BLAH!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Ask me anything u want to know thats personal, as i'll more than
likely share.
You should message me if
You think you would actually want to meet me. Im not looking for a
simple online penpal, as that is LAME-0. Im not interested in
pursuing simple friendships, this site has led to lots of false
hope, and virtually no success. Message me only if you are serious
about wanting a relationship and or dating.
