I am more of a listener than a talker. I like reading, listening to music, hanging out with friends. Into theatre and urban parks, or the indoor outdoors, as I like to call it. I am a big proponent of dancing the shit out of it. good design. architecture. art. crafty things. learning. long walks. Best taken with a saltlick.

I work in Marketing for a small local nonprofit. Always eager to learn and meet new people. Love to broaden my horizons with new experiences and ideas. I am opinionated, but tend to keep them to myself.

Thinking fantastically and kissing.

While some ignorant slobs have described my sense of humor as "sarcastic," the truth is that it is "wry," "dry," or more accurately, "sophisticated."

Books: essays, short stories, nonfiction. fiction, articles, the news. picture books, art books, text books. If it has a title, I'll probably read at least some of it.

Movies: The Iron Giant, Closer, Spanglish, Donnie Darko, Amelie, Empire Records, Science of Sleep, among others.

Music: Yes. Please.

Food: Caribbean, French, Italian, American, Mexican, Indian, Chinese, you know.

Working, Drinking, Dancing, or any combination of those.

GWM 6'0" 240 lbs, gr/br, scruffy, easygoing, seeking partner in crime. Hobbies include drinking, not exercising, therapy, and waiting for you to call. Genius knuckle draggers to the front of the line, but really anyone smaller than me (common) and smarter than me (rare) is eligible. Respond with your height, weight, and an embarrassing story about yourself.

Don't respond to this unless you think you might be my soulmate.

Yes: Active alcoholics, reading, complaining, sad country music, staying home.

No: recovering alcoholics, vegetarians, wrap-around sunglasses, gay bars or jews.
Just Kidding, Jews are fine.
I love Jews.
It was a joke.

Looking for someone who knows the difference between dominant and dominate, has cracked a book in the past year, and who understands that an exclamation point is the grammatical equivalent of laughing at your own joke. Respond with a correctly spelled description of yourself and your three favorite Dorothy Parker quotes.

Straight acting is a plus. Act like a straight boy who doesn't know if he's going to get any or not. Act like a straight boy on his best behavior. I know it's an act, but I appreciate the effort..

I just need some hot, nasty action with lots of strings attached! Go on Stud, walk into my place, drop your drawers and fuck me senseless, before we get into a long discussion about how we've been hurt in relationships before, but we're ready to try again! Let me know your height, weight, dick size, and how long its been since you've looked into someone's eyes and told him you loved him.

Or am I just seeking someone to pretend to be my boyfriend. It's easy; just ignore me. I'll do the same. No talking, no sex. I'm happy enough being alone, I'm just looking for someone to be alone with.