Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
After reading a few profiles of women on here, I've decided to
start only posting self-shot pictures of me shirtless. It's clearly
what the ladies want.
Just kidding! I can't believe some guys do that.
If I were a handbag, I would be your fancy Hermes (you know, the
one that's reserved for special occasions) but I could also be your
4 year-old Coach purse that is perfectly sized to carry your work
and personal stuff. :P
Disclaimer: I try to respond to all the messages I get but as I'm
not permanently glued to my computer it sometimes takes me a few
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a chemist in pharmaceutical development. I love all things
science, philosophy, adventures, and impromptu rapping. I am
perfecting my cooking skills, working on keeping a healthy body and
healthy mind, following the paleo diet. I make the best carnitas
you'll ever have. I'm a badass taco chef during the week, and a
skirt steak master on weekends.I'm a celiac and haven't had
anything with gluten in it for four years, and thus have learned to
really enjoy cooking.
I've been playing guitar for 12 years and love most styles. I'm
especially interested in learning how to merge jazz and metal into
a new awesome style! I'm currently trying to learn more jazz
This past year I started training heavily in Krav Maga, which is a
self defense style created in Israel. I'm really avid about it and
devote a large portion of my time to learning it. It's an awesome
workout and the feeling you get after a session is addictive as a
drug and I encourage you all to try it out.
Cloning a whooly mammoth
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rapping, playing guitar, creative discussions, Surviving in the
outdoors, Swimming, hand stands, making steak, guacamole, bigfoot
calls, T Rex impressions, Russian accents, being
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My butt, I always catch girls staring at it a lot. I want girls
that like me for my personality not for my body!!!!!! I hate being
treated like a piece of meat! :P
My curly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: My passion, I love many genres ranging from Jazz to
Food: Paleo dishes! Been gluten free and dairy free for 2 years
Books: Guns, Germs, and Steel, Brief history of time, anything
Science related I enjoy reading. I am a big fan of personal growth
as well and strive to maximize the extent to which I can
Movies and TV: Inspiring Documentaries are my favorite. TED talks,
Survivorman, Sopranos, Sons of Anarchy, NOVA, Seinfeld, South Park,
Married with Children. Oh yea, Bigfoot documentaries are pretty
funny to watch as well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends and Family
That's none of your business ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Living in the present moment.
"Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I walk around like a dinosaur once a day.
I keep reading this sentence as, "the most PIRATE thing I'm willing
to admit." Yarr.
Sometimes I sleep outside, no hobo.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Message me if you want to. But this is the women I typically
Attractive, independent, mature yet playful, witty.
Educated, into a healthy lifestyle, and open to new adventures. She
has passion for life and would rather discuss ideas and events than
people. She is intriguing and can show me something new. I enjoy a
You've seen bigfoot and want to find him with me and/or believe in
ghosts and want to go ghost hunting with a pack of ciders.
You love the mountains, camping, bonfires, being in the outdoors,
and swimming in rivers.
You know how to juggle, play an instrument, laugh, and walk on a
You love animals and have a pet mountain lion and/or grizzly
Okay, all nonsense aside if you think this is you or you are just
an awesome person in general, then you should message me.
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