I regularly post bad-- a.k.a. awesome-- puns to Facebook, like "Dearth Vader never offered much as a villain." One day, I'll invent a famous internet meme, but for me the process of invention is really the best part. I proofread almost everything I write, and autocorrect makes me afraid to send a text message that uses the word, "onus."
Really, I’m looking for someone to laugh with, share some fun, interesting things, and maybe…if we play our cards right…someone with whom I can build a life. I’m willing to trip, fall, stumble, get back up. There is someone out there whose sensibilities are the bacon to my brussel sprouts, the grilled onions to my melted cheese, the knees on my bees. I’m hopeful about this, though not naïve. So, if you think we could click, let’s meet up and talk.