I regularly post bad-- a.k.a. awesome-- puns to Facebook, like "Dearth Vader never offered much as a villain." One day, I'll invent a famous internet meme, but for me the process of invention is really the best part. I proofread almost everything I write, and autocorrect makes me afraid to send a text message that uses the word, "onus."
Ultimately, I’m looking for someone to laugh with, share some fun, interesting things, and maybe…if we play our cards right…someone with whom I can build a life. I don't want an insta-relationship, and I'd much rather court a real person than my own projections and expectations. All in all, I don't think finding someone with whom I share a really deep connection should be as easy as shopping on Amazon dot com, though I do love me some books.
Lately, I have come to realize that it is better to want to be a significant other than it is to just want one. Somewhere out there is a lady whose sensibilities are the bacon to my brussel sprouts, the grilled onions to my melted cheese, the knees on my bees. I’m hopeful about this, though not naïve. So, if you think we could click, let’s meet up and talk.
Also, I don't drink. If that makes you self-conscious, or if it takes a village of booze to get you through the day, then we are not for each other.