ufmtbiking
37 Riverview, FL
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My self-summary
jesus...i'm getting tired writing on these online dating site... so far all i met is crazy girls with TONS OF MENTAL OR EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE.... any normal girls out there?
What I’m doing with my life
lazy bum, just laying around the house all day watching tv...applying for welfare.....i know, i'm very special, my mommy told me so.
I’m really good at
pimp slapping my hoes.... selling cracks.... and sleep.
The first things people usually notice about me
dirty looking... and flies buzz around my butt and my head.... oh yeah my big 40oz in my hand.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i don't read, i don't even know how to read...forget movies and music - no time for that! .food...whatever they give out at Saint Frances house.
The six things I could never do without
my crack pipe... my spoon.... my beepers.....my hookers...my walker w/ tennis ball on the bottom, and oh yeah.. my hoes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
food and crack
On a typical Friday night I am
pimping out my hoes .....and deal on street corners...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Bubba took advantage of me in jail last christmas ;o(
You should message me if
athletic, funny, can handle sarcasm, and of course love to go to the movies and dinner. Outdoor type.... able to make me laugh...goof ball.
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