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ufmtbiking

36 M Riverview, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
jesus...i'm getting tired writing on these online dating site... so far all i met is crazy girls with TONS OF MENTAL OR EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE.... any normal girls out there?
What I’m doing with my life
lazy bum, just laying around the house all day watching tv...applying for welfare.....i know, i'm very special, my mommy told me so.
I’m really good at
pimp slapping my hoes.... selling cracks.... and sleep.
The first things people usually notice about me
dirty looking... and flies buzz around my butt and my head.... oh yeah my big 40oz in my hand.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i don't read, i don't even know how to read...forget movies and music - no time for that! .food...whatever they give out at Saint Frances house.
The six things I could never do without
my crack pipe... my spoon.... my beepers.....my hookers...my walker w/ tennis ball on the bottom, and oh yeah.. my hoes.
On a typical Friday night I am
pimping out my hoes .....and deal on street corners...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Bubba took advantage of me in jail last christmas ;o(
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–37
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
athletic, funny, can handle sarcasm, and of course love to go to the movies and dinner. Outdoor type.... able to make me laugh...goof ball.