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26 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 28
White, Other
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Other, and very serious about it
Graduated from Ph.D program
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English, Spanish, Russian

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My self-summary
[It's thick. Go to the bottom. I'll X-Plane. Starzz ****/*]

Everything is over. I'm the pan-queer polyanarchy unicorn. The ferocious plant-dog. The rug of being. I'll be your trophy wife. Use me. Actually i'm just here to talk about philosophy. I mean i just like to act weird in public. I am a nihilist and have no hope about the world. But i don't act that way.

This is my website:
What I’m doing with my life
I am a very successful artist. I am building an aircraft carrier with zeppelins and urban permaculture gardens and an all-ages inter-disciplinary pedagogy boarding skool research collective out of garbage please. Girls just want to have fun. Autodidacting.

I work in New York and commute in huge triangles.

We are always already moving to Mexico DF to make another pathetic/weirdo art collective, also founding a rural vermont post-graduate free school. Everything is totally, appallingly messy.
I’m really good at
At nineteen I hitchhiked from Seattle to Patagonia and I'm very creative... I'm good at Finding and Making, Kinds of Poetry and organizing things and being darkly critical of all possibilities. Sort of DIYing it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Thousand Plateaus, Gloria Anzaldua, The Dictionary of the Khazars, The Werckmiester Harmonies, Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis, Melancholia, Brazil, Guy Ben Ner, Nathalie Djurberg, Les Georges Leningrad, Odd Future, Moira Scar, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Walter Benjamin, BolaNo, the Cyclonopaedia, Mu, Caroliner Rainbow Hernia etc

I don't like food.
The six things I could never do without
i don't need anything put me in a pen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
uhh... weirding ontology, maximalism, aporias, privilege, anarchism, "theory", comparative literature, community, .... dumpster cartography, dinosaurs, archigram, representation, dadaism, deleuze, fauvism, deep cthulhu logic. apparently the only people on this website who mention jihad are talking about some washed up proto punk band. i am talking about it philosophically.

sometimes it's hard to tell from reading all of your profiles if you're actually deeply neurotic psycho/socio-paths. i think this is because the number one skill that those kinds of people have is hiding that they are themselves. physiognomy?
On a typical Friday night I am
rubbing. munching. pasting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have terrible Jew-Envy, but everyone knows that, so...
How about that despite all my posing and rigging, I'm actually a pretty gentle, "good-person" person, and have similar needs and wants to most. -Carl Jung
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
whatever. do what you want.

/especially if you're interested in doing-based hangouts, or if you have a nice potbelly, or if you want to make critical-theory audiobooks together.

[i turned off the okcupid emails though, so if you just give me some stars i'll never know. you're gonna have to speak up.... actually naw whatever gimme the stars. i need the stars.]

UPDATE: Fuck! Okay! Word to the wise: it seems like stars are really the best way to get around a the mailbox without having to quash any of the delectable poems you sweeties have filled me up with. So star away, an' I'll hit you back! Stars-Ho! Starbuck! Whatever. We're probably never gonna talk.