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uglyfuckling

27 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 3
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from Ph.D program
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish, Russian

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
[It's thick. Go to the bottom. I'll X-Plane. Starzz ****/*]

Everything is over. I'm the pan-queer polyanarchy unicorn. The ferocious plant-dog. The rug of being. I'll be your trophy wife. Use me. Actually i'm just here to talk about philosophy. I mean i just like to act weird in public. I am a nihilist and have no hope about the world. But i don't act that way.

This is my website: www.enormousface.com
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a very successful artist. I am building an aircraft carrier with zeppelins and urban permaculture gardens and an all-ages inter-disciplinary pedagogy boarding skool research collective out of garbage please. Girls just want to have fun. Autodidacting.

I work in New York and commute in huge triangles.

We are always already moving to Mexico DF to make another pathetic/weirdo art collective, also founding a rural vermont post-graduate free school. Everything is totally, appallingly messy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
At nineteen I hitchhiked from Seattle to Patagonia and I'm very creative... I'm good at Finding and Making, Kinds of Poetry and organizing things and being darkly critical of all possibilities. Sort of DIYing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Huge Toes/Thighs. Philosophy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A Thousand Plateaus, Gloria Anzaldua, The Dictionary of the Khazars, The Werckmiester Harmonies, Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis, Melancholia, Brazil, Guy Ben Ner, Nathalie Djurberg, Les Georges Leningrad, Odd Future, Moira Scar, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Walter Benjamin, BolaNo, the Cyclonopaedia, Mu, Caroliner Rainbow Hernia etc

I don't like food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i don't need anything put me in a pen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
uhh... weirding ontology, maximalism, aporias, privilege, anarchism, "theory", comparative literature, community, .... dumpster cartography, dinosaurs, archigram, representation, dadaism, deleuze, fauvism, deep cthulhu logic. apparently the only people on this website who mention jihad are talking about some washed up proto punk band. i am talking about it philosophically.

sometimes it's hard to tell from reading all of your profiles if you're actually deeply neurotic psycho/socio-paths. i think this is because the number one skill that those kinds of people have is hiding that they are themselves. physiognomy?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
rubbing. munching. pasting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have terrible Jew-Envy, but everyone knows that, so...
How about that despite all my posing and rigging, I'm actually a pretty gentle, "good-person" person, and have similar needs and wants to most. -Carl Jung
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
whatever. do what you want.

/especially if you're interested in doing-based hangouts, or if you have a nice potbelly, or if you want to make critical-theory audiobooks together.

[i turned off the okcupid emails though, so if you just give me some stars i'll never know. you're gonna have to speak up.... actually naw whatever gimme the stars. i need the stars.]

UPDATE: Fuck! Okay! Word to the wise: it seems like stars are really the best way to get around a the mailbox without having to quash any of the delectable poems you sweeties have filled me up with. So star away, an' I'll hit you back! Stars-Ho! Starbuck! Whatever. We're probably never gonna talk.

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