[just email me. okcupid is dead. figure it out. buy my
Everything is over. I'm the pan-queer polyanarchy unicorn. The
ferocious plant-dog. The rug of being. I'll be your trophy wife.
Use me. Actually i'm just here to talk about philosophy. I mean i
just like to act weird in public. I am a nihilist and have no hope
about the world. But i don't act that way.
This is my website: www.enormousface.com
What I’m doing with my life
I am a very successful artist. I am building an aircraft carrier
with zeppelins and urban permaculture gardens and an all-ages
inter-disciplinary pedagogy boarding skool research collective out
of garbage please. Girls just want to have fun.
I work in New York and commute in huge triangles.
We are always already moving to Mexico DF to make another
pathetic/weirdo art collective, also founding a rural vermont
post-graduate free school. Everything is totally, appallingly
I’m really good at
At nineteen I hitchhiked from Seattle to Patagonia and I'm very
creative... I'm good at Finding and Making, Kinds of Poetry and
organizing things and being darkly critical of all possibilities.
Sort of DIYing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Huge Toes/Thighs. Philosophy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Thousand Plateaus, Gloria Anzaldua, The Dictionary of the
Khazars, The Werckmiester Harmonies, Jack Smith and the Destruction
of Atlantis, Melancholia, Brazil, Guy Ben Ner, Nathalie Djurberg,
Les Georges Leningrad, Odd Future, Moira Scar, Sleepytime Gorilla
Museum, Walter Benjamin, BolaNo, the Cyclonopaedia, Mu, Caroliner
Rainbow Hernia etc
I don't like food.
The six things I could never do without
i don't need anything put me in a pen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
uhh... weirding ontology, maximalism, aporias, privilege,
anarchism, "theory", comparative literature, community, ....
dumpster cartography, dinosaurs, archigram, representation,
dadaism, deleuze, fauvism, deep cthulhu logic. apparently the only
people on this website who mention jihad are talking about some
washed up proto punk band. i am talking about it
sometimes it's hard to tell from reading all of your profiles if
you're actually deeply neurotic psycho/socio-paths. i think this is
because the number one skill that those kinds of people have is
hiding that they are themselves. physiognomy?
On a typical Friday night I am
rubbing. munching. pasting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have terrible Jew-Envy, but everyone knows that, so...
How about that despite all my posing and rigging, I'm actually a
pretty gentle, "good-person" person, and have similar needs and
wants to most. -Carl Jung
You should message me if
whatever. do what you want.
/especially if you're interested in doing-based hangouts, or if you
have a nice potbelly, or if you want to make critical-theory
[i turned off the okcupid emails though, so if you just give me
some stars i'll never know. you're gonna have to speak up....
actually naw whatever gimme the stars. i need the stars.]
UPDATE: Fuck! Okay! Word to the wise: it seems like stars are
really the best way to get around a the mailbox without having to
quash any of the delectable poems you sweeties have filled me up
with. So star away, an' I'll hit you back! Stars-Ho! Starbuck!
Whatever. We're probably never gonna talk.