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uglystupidjerk

32 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I try not to take things (including myself) too seriously. I'm a pretty eccentric person in a lot of ways, and I really enjoy getting to know other unique, quirky and interesting people.

I really like playing music. I'm by no means an awesome musician, but it's something I really enjoy doing a lot. I play guitar and sing, so if anyone out there wants to get together to jam, let me know! (I also love karaoke).

I'm a pretty frequent traveler. I have too many friends who live in too many places. It's great to always have a place to stay, but it also means I'm always on the road (or in the air) trying to catch up with people I care about. It would be cool to meet a travel buddy to share my adventures with.

I like to do sports/physical activities that involve moving/using my body in artistic ways. I've been doing yoga for the past few years. For the past few months I've gotten really into aerial silks (that circusy performance art you've probably seen where people climb up long pieces of fabric, wrap them around their bodies, etc) and pole (which despite the reputation, I find much more athletic than strippery, though it does involve booty shorts (refer to diag. 2))

I don't identify with a lot of traditional male gender roles. I feel it is a shame that we are all pressured to conform to standards based on what gender we were born into.

I am open to non-monogamy and relationships on the more casual end of the spectrum, but if I find someone I really click with, I am also open to something more serious.
What I’m doing with my life
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I finished a masters in computational linguistics a few years ago. Right now I'm working on Japanese-English machine translation software.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
relaxing, thumb wars (I don't think I've ever lost a match (I will fight dirty and cheat if necessary to win or force a draw)), back rubs, learning foreign languages, making soup, math, card/board/video games, thinking of horrible practical jokes that are actually too horrible to ever carry out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like somebody else they know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Of Montreal, RJD2, Elliot Smith, Radiohead, Gorillaz, Belle and Sebastian, Zeppelin, Billy Joel, Mika, Scissor Sisters, Amy Winehouse

Food: Korean, Dumplings, Middle Eastern (Hummus, Kebab, etc), Peking Duck, Sichuan style dishes (Ma Po Tofu, Yu Xiang eggplant, etc), stewy soupy stuff, Indian, Thai, Vietnamese

Lately though, I've been on kind of a health kick. I'm trying to eat only real food that don't come from a box and not much refined sugar/carbs.

Movies: Being John Malkovich, Wayne's World, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ratatouille, Princess Mononoke, Fight Club, The Matrix (only the first one).

TV: The Wire, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show, Elementary, Dexter, BSG, Star Trek TNG (Patrick Stewart is so dreamy),True Detective, Fringe. I love sci-fi, especially of the futuristic / space-exploring variety.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
E, A, D, G, B, E strings
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either out having fun or asleep at 9 because I partied too much the night before
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I look ridiculously hot in a dress (2nd place in my undergrad drag show!)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I find girls who are smart and crazy (the fun kind of crazy) particularly irresistible. But in general, just message me if you think we'd get along.

I'm not interested in getting to know people through emails/online messages though. I don't really enjoy trying to think of witty messages and would much prefer to just set up a time to meet in person in our first couple messages.