Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm here to take silly tests that mean nothing whatsoever about me,
basically. OKCupid's sexuality tests are just plain hilarious to
me; nothing personal to those who take them seriously.
anywayssss... yay for ninjas!
I am single, married, and divorced. lol.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...making the 'ugskt' drum music heard in techno/house/electronica
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
kung pow. indie, rock, house.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hearing. sight. touch. taste. smell. God.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
tired and doing whatever makes me amused.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are NOT some creepy old man, because i swear...
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.