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uhbaus

24 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly)

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My self-summary
https://vine.co/v/bLMB9q5FiaM/

Houston ➡️ Austin ➡️ Brooklyn

Designer, Art Director, Illustrator
What I’m doing with my life
Getting paid to click a mouse. Doodling. Sketching. Writing. Making stuff. Learning.
I’m really good at
Putting together Ikea furniture.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair. Glasses. Racial Ambiguity. ("Where are you from?... No. Like, where are you from?")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Snap Judgement, This American Life, Radiolab, WTF
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Mad Men, Girls, Top of the Lake, True Detective, Louie, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Boardwalk Empire, Looney Tunes, Futurama, Simpsons, Bob's Burgers, Regular Show...
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Murakami, Palahniuk, McCarthy
Gimme a book to read I'm new at it.
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I'm all over the place, ask for my Soundcloud & Rdio
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Movies are a big deal.
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I'll cook and eat any-/everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Clickin' a mouse, on the roof, or biking around
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You wear #dark clothes and suppress your outward emotions.
(joking but kinda not)

You wanna go stare at some art.

Your Tumblr is just tattooed babes and food pics.

You'd rather meet up and talk in the real world.

You don't think of yourself as dumb and have enough of a sense of humor to laugh at my profile.