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22 / M / Straight / Seeing someone

Folsom, California

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Leo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am the wandered, the lover, and the apple eater.

My Self-Summary

Hi.
My name is Joey.
I am a fairly intelligent fellow and I enjoy talking to fairly intelligent folk.
I live for the 'right moments'; it usually involves a song.
I love to smile and laugh.
I love the sound of wind and rain, and the way the rain makes windows run.
I own about 15 pairs of shoes, but I love walking barefoot.
I like to feel the things around me.
Holding someone's hand is one of the most amazing feelings ever.
While I'm alive, I'll feel alive.
And what's next I guess I'll know when I've gotten there.
I can be quiet, I can be loud. I can be incredibly funny. Sometimes.
Sometimes I just like to people watch and make a few quips here and there.
Just because someone is talking, doesn't mean anyone is communicating. Yes, this is from Eternal Sunshine but it doesn't make it any less true.
I volunteer on my spare time.
Yes, I respect your opinion. Yes, I care.
I don't think online dating works the way that everyone TRIES to make it work.
I don't want to set up a date, I really don't. I have a girlfriend already :)

O HI R U KEWL?
O OK

When I think on the future I envision
earthen walls with lofty sunbent windows
and green and silver rooftops
beneath towering firs, twirling windmills
and long lines of white paper birches.

A study of Joey by Arious --

"One of things I noticed about Joey was the way he talked. There's an unrefined passion behind his eyes and its scary.

The passion that doesn't seem to have an outlet just yet.

You, the wandered, the sitter, the looker... the apple eater,
The questioner, the lover.. the wanter. The walking, talking Avett Brothers song.

You, sir, are lyrics with no music."

"That's sad."

"Not sad.

Unfinished.

You may forever remain that way but that's your charm, I think."

Editors

What I’m doing with my life

I just moved up to Folsom from Southern California (near Huntington Beach) to help take care of my Grandmother and go to school. My Grandma has done a lot for me, and has always been there when I have needed her. And now she needs me, and I am completely fine with sacrificing a bit of my life to help her out. Cool? Cool.

The sad truth is that I currently have no friends up here, and I would love to meet some new people.

I attend Folsom Lake College.
I think my ultimate goal is to be a teacher. I DUNNO.

I’m really good at

Not taking myself seriously in a take myself serious type of way.

Photography. http://www.flickr.com/photos/kurotaur/

UHHHHHHHH

Scribbling: http://kurotaur.deviantart.com/

The first things people usually notice about me

My "detached-thoughtful eyes"
And my beard.
Hi beard, whats up?

My beard is gone. What happened. Where is it.
noooooooo

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Battle Royale is my all time favorite, Ring trilogy (Though I am particularly fond of Spiral ), for cheese I enjoy the Xanth novels, Invisible Monsters, Fight Club, White Noise, The Fuck Up, Shatterpoint, World War Z, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Dearly Devoted Dexter, Bad Monkeys, Tuesday Nights and Wednesday Mornings, Veniss Underground, Never Let Me Go, Mysterious Skin, The City of Ember series, Anything by Murakami

Movies: Mullholland Dr., Donnie Darko, The Big Lebowski, The Ring, The Last Samurai, Trainspotting, Clerks, Mallrats, Event Horizon, Fight Club, Battle Royale, Bourne trilogy, Snatch, Bubba Ho-Tep, Shaun of the Dead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Spirited Away, Interview with the Vampire, A Tale of Two Sisters, Kagemusha, Equilibrium, Sin City, Life Aquatic, Serenity, It's All Gone Pete Tong, Oldboy, Agent Cody Banks 1 and 2, Big Fat Liar (Of course.), Jarhead, Exorcism of Emily Rose, Silent Hill, American Psycho, Lord of War, The Weather Man, The Machinist, Night Watch, The Goonies, Pans Labyrinth, Brick, Goldeneye, Casino Royale, Children of Men, Layer Cake, The Departed, 300, Grindhouse (Planet Terror ftw.), 3:10 to Yuma, The Royal Tenenbaums, Sunshine, Once, The Dark Knight (omfg), City of Ember, so much more

Music: Miaou, edIT, , Melodium, Talkdemonic, Tstewart, Nudge, mira, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Novel23, Atmosphere, Cyne, Casino versus Japan, Air, M83, Spangle Call Lilli Line, Kettel, Digitonal, Advantage Lucy, Piana, The Faint, Cassius, Underworld, Blue States, Diesel Boy, Codec & Flexor, Royksopp, Amon Tobin, ohGr, Frost, Massive Attack, Yoko Kanno, SHARON APPLE, Dom & Roland, Infected Mushroom, Fischerspooner, KMFDM, Tsunami Bomb, Les Rythmes Digitales, Morgan Geist, Piano Overlord, MC Chris, Ninja High School, Cylob, Kattoo, Nine Horses, David Sylvian, Venetian Snares, Future Sound of London, Boards of Canada, Her Space Holiday, Ulrich Schnauss, The Notwist, Hong Kong Counterfeit, Global Communication, Siktransit, Frog Pocket, Minotaur Shock, Quarks, Rachel's, Balzac, Shugo Tokumaru, Frank the Baptist, VAST, i'm not a gun, Tom Petty, Guitar Wolf, Go! Go! 7188, Inugami Circus-Dan, Orange Range, Eastern Youth, Peelander-Z, Gimmik, Schneider TM, Prefuse 73, HOLY FUCK, Squarepusher, Fantastic Plastic Machine, Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, Polysics, Sufjan Stevens, Kid Spatula, Pia Fraus, 65 days of static, Ambidextrous, B.Fleischmann, Bola, Cex, Chocolat, Faithless, Fenomenon, Girl Talk, Go Shiina, Jo Hisaishi, Natsumen, Nullsleep, The Octopus Project, The Pillows, The Flashbulb, Placebo, The Pixies, DMX Krew, Scuola Furano, Max Richter, Darkel, Tortoise, Junior Boys, Radio Head, Lite, Toe, Russian Circles, God Is An Astronaut, Wedge, Eluvium, Ratatat, Maybeshewill, World's End Girlfriend, Renu, Jatun, Dntel, The Spiritual, Selfkill, This Will Destroy You, Sigur Ros, Miwon, Sgt., Quruli, Gutevolk, Fra-Foa, Port-Royal, Tycho, The Twilight Sad, Pilot Balloon, Does it Offend You Yeah?, Chromeo, Nathan Fake, No.9, Kazumasa Hashimoto, henrytennis, Mass of the Fermenting Dregs, Plaid, Kelpe, 13 & God, Psapp, Badly Drawn Boy, Greg Oblivian and the Tip Tops, Cut Copy, The Fiery Furnaces, Mercury Rev, Mogwai, Goldmund, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Damien Rice, The Avett Brothers, The Frames, Apparat, Battles, Twine, The Winterpills, Songs: Ohia, Rubies, William Fitzsimmons, My Latest Novel, Frightened Rabbit, Timbuktu, Sons and Daughters, WHY?, Philippians, The Main Drag, Fascinoma, Mutyumu, Mint Julep, Last Days, Jessica Lea Mayfield, The Everybodyfields, cLOUDDEAD, Worrytrain, Last Days, Mystery Jets, Vampire Weekend, Library Tapes, Peter Broderick, The Moldy Peaches, The National, The Rakes, Open to any other music you would like to share!

LastFM @:
http://www.last.fm/user/SlashBeastleo

Food: I typically like spicy food, Mexican, Sushi, Pho. I eat fruit and healthy things... I typically don't eat any meat aside from chicken, turkey, and fish. Just a preference thing. I'm not very picky about other things. I enjoy trying new types of food as well.

Video Games: Super Smash Brothers Brawl, Rock Band, Bioshock, Mass Effect, all of the Resident Evils and Silent Hill games, and several older games for the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo.

TV shows: Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Entourage, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, House, Black Books, Spaced, Dexter

I am a nerd and I am not afraid to admit it. I love anime and J-drama: Densha Otoko, Hana Yori Dango, Bara no nai Hanaya, Nobuta wo Produce, Proposal Daisakusen, Galileo, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Death Note, Hellsing, Berserk, Macross, Robotech

Please do not be intimidated by my large lists... I do not expect anyone to have the exact same interests as I do. That is the fun part of meeting new people, is that you can share your interests with each other and grow together.

Editors

The six things I could never do without

Music.
Movies.
Pen.
Paper.
Love.
Disappointment.

But honestly, all I really need is a track and a train, a good song, and something to write on.
I travel a lot.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

your face

On a typical Friday night I am

Rocking out on Rock Band.
Fuck yes.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I love shopping. I'm sorry, I really do.
Sale at Macy's? uhhh yes plz

You should message me if

You should message me.

The things I appreciate most:
You are kind.
You can spell.
You have something interesting to say.
You would like to share something.

You are certain that you could change my life.