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31 M Brooklyn, NY

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Last Online
Aug 12
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
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Relationship Type
English, Russian

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My self-summary
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Blunt, funny, intelligent and curious.


I'm a lawyer who litigates issues involving financial products and employment matters and things.

I enjoy learning new things and laughing. I did a bunch standup comedy shows and am happy to report that I found my favorite hobby. More than anything, I like to be engaged, whether it's by a person, book, tv show or just my own thought process. I don't mind, and sometimes even enjoy, disagreement.

I like knowing about what's going on in the world (politically, culturally and other adverbs) and I probably have an opinion and/or a joke about it.

Nothing turns me on more than funny, engaging and substantive conversation. I want to hear about your thoughts and I want you indulge me when I tell you about mine.
What I’m doing with my life
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Apparently online dating. And comedy. And lawyering.
I’m really good at
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Describing what's going on in any given situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How much they like me. Unless they don't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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COMEDY: Standup, TV, whatever. If something is smart, funny and hopefully dark, I love it.

TV: Game of Thrones, The Wire, Broad City, Mad Men, Daily Show, Always Sunny, Workaholics, Legit, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, Happy Endings, New Girl, The League, Scrubs. No Reservations. Basically most of the stuff you watch.

Movies: Pretty much anything with Edward Norton or Jason Statham. Some random favorites: The Lives of Others, Annie Hall, Old School, Defiance, Coming to America, Up In The Air and Get Him to the Greek.

Books: War and Peace, Anna Karenina, Game of Thrones (pretty open about my obsession), Tropic of Cancer, Portrait of Dorian Gray, All the King's Men, Fountainhead, The Young Lions, The Firm, American Psycho, Crime and Punishment, For Whom the Bell Tolls, The Compromise, Child 44, Game Change, The Big Short. Attempting to get going with Infinite Jest right now...I'll keep you posted.

Music: At this point, you might have been hoping that we'd be into hoped into the same obscure band and that maybe we'd bond over how unappreciated they are and then we'd live happy ever after or what not. It would have been great, really. But that's probably not going to happen. I listen generally listen to oldies, hip hop and pop and what have you. The Beatles, Sam Cook and Creedence Clearwater Revival are things I enjoy. I also enjoy Eminem, the Black Keys, The Weeknd, Mumford and Sons and Frank Ocean. I enjoy Drake and I'm OK with that. If you think the Stones are better than the Beatles, I doubt this is gonna work.

Food: I'm not a foodie but I am happy to consume and learn about good food. I'm even a decent cook when I put my mind to it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Let's put all the usual stuff here: family, friends, food, water, cute puppies, etc.
2. Showers
3. Alone time
4. Smart people
5. Funny people
6. A nice tie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to distract myself with something interesting
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making sure to avoid boredom
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The back of my ear itches right now.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're up for going to see a comedy show, getting a drink, hanging out in Prospect Park and/or playing Cards Against Humanity.

Oh, and I just bought a bike so you should definitely message me if you'd be up for riding out to random parts of the city together.