Patient
Humble
Intelligent
Lighthearted
Overly analytical
Sarcastic
Objective
Political
Honest
Introspective
Cynical to the bitter end
Articulate
Loyal

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Clever ..well sort of
Relaxed
Easily amused
Affectionate
Thoughtful
Indecisive
Versatile
Extremely playful!

I worked as a SUSHI CHEF for a year, just to learn how to make proper sushi for myself. (see: my pictures) And it will not likely be the last time I take a job just for personal knowledge.

Favorite animal = TREE SLOTH.

I'm not actually an anarchist as the results in my tests section says. It's just that you can't erase it. As SOCIALLY LIBERAL as I am, I don't like being told I'm a democrat...

I do not have any belief nor do I care whether there is or isn't such a thing as "god(s)"...Do not get me wrong, I'm mainly just ANTI-ORGANIZED RELIGION. I am not completely apposed to individual spirituality. Some of my personal philosophies are inspired by Buddhism/Taoism, but only secular concepts.

People that take themselves too seriously make me chuckle!

People that take their organizations too seriously scare the crap out of me.

I'm NOT the JEALOUS type. A lack of trust is not my idea of a healthy relationship at all. I am not nor will I ever be a cheater... I know it is out of style ..but I'm bringing it back...

I think it should be considered a patriotic act to SET FIRE to your neighborhood Wall-Mart..

I've also been accused of being the "life of the party" on several occasions.(something I protest.. Although, when you catch me in a social atmosphere, and the vibe is right. I can be fairly entertaining..lol )

I'm very interested in the outdoors and travel and many combination there of... CAMPING, HIKING, BIKING GARDENING

I'm proud to say I all but killed my TV.

Free from the idiot box, I am focusing on furthering my education.=) Φ

I am currently pursuing a degree in advanced welding technologies.
This quarter I am getting my SCUBA certification as well as my CPR/AED certification.

I'd consider myself an aspiring jack of all trades!

Asking questions.
Deep thought.
Giving philosophical answers. (much of the time in an over the top way for comedic effect..)
I make a bad ass oyster shooter!
Poking fun at people.
Poking fun at myself. (you will likely call me dork often)
Learning.
Teaching.
Debating.
Playing devils advocate.
Showing affection.
Massages.
Parallel parking. (Apparently It's a California thing..)
Being misunderstood or taken too seriously.
And I make some pretty decent sushi! so I'm told =b

Hard to say..
If you expect me to be dorky, that I'm pretty "cool".
If you expect me to be "cool", that I'm pretty dorky...

Books:
Nineteen Eighty-Four
America (the book)
The Way of the Meaningful life
The Art of War
Discarded Science

Movies:
Fight Club
V for Vendetta
Empire Strikes Back

Comedy:
Office Space
Idiocracy
Shawn of the Dead

Documentaries:
Religulous
America: freedom to fascism

T.V.: The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Good Eats, Democracy Now!

Music:
Alternative:
Cake
Beck

Metal/Rock:
System of a Down
Marilyn Manson
Incubus
Nine Inch Nails
Mars Volta
Rage Against the Machine

Trance/Triphop:
Björk
Thievery Corporation
Gorillaz
Faithless
Nujabes
Air
Damien Marley

Unknowns:
The Moscow Coup Attempt
Zephro
Intermittent Quiet
I like almost anything with a beat, (even some things without one) as long as its not country or christian/inspirational music...

Radio: N.P.R.

Food: Apples, turkey jerky, halibut (Nigiri sushi), avocado, spicy tuna, eggs, chili peppers, lime, garlic, pickled ginger, and 80%+ cocoa dark chocolate! Beverages: Root beer, tea and wine.
(These are just the ingredient I love most! I enjoy all kinds of cuisine, and I'm an extremely adventurous eater!)

I'm pretty resilient, I can do without a lot... and would even PREFER to do without a few things.
However, I guess I'd notice if the INTERNET disappeared!
My BICYCLE. I leave the car at home as much as I can! I hate cars!

In a relationship: INTIMACY, SEX, and COMMUNICATION.

1. "You must be the change you wish to see in the world" *Mahatma Ghandi*

2. Global Politics/history, Philosophy, Psychology, Travel.

3. There is no way she can juggle that many chainsaws!

3. Is it too late to ask for my money back?! >_>

5. ...

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You were impressed or at least entertained by my silly backwards writing..

You have some knowledge to impart~

You are open-minded, interested in the world, affectionate, and compassionate. As well as at least a little patient.

You're just a little crazy, but in a good way.

TURN OFF: Celebrity news magazines, Religious zealots, and Materialism

Sorry, I just think shopping is not a hobby, and the big house fancy car thing, will never appeal to me.
I know that part will send quite a few of you away, but that's life and I wish you luck! ..along with mountains of possessions! lmao

Otherwise, I'm pretty easy to impress; So please, just be yourself!=)