Oh hello. I didn't see you come in. I was too busy being Fancy and Interesting. You may be asking yourself "Dear Myself, what am I doing on OkCupid and why do I like this guy so much?"

Luckily, the answer to both questions follows thusly: You are on OkCupid in order to learn the Art Of Fanciness. And I can teach you.

I consider myself lucky to have navigated the rise and fall of a serious long term relationship. I've gotten a closeup view of long term monogamy (5 years) as well as how to transition from monogamy to nonmonoetcetera. It has afforded me the privilege of knowing What The Fuck I Want In A Serious Relationship (WTFIWIASR) at the young age of 26. I feel like most people my age don't have this experience, which partially explains why so many of my peers still aspire to be monogamous.

I am moving ahead with my Mexico Disaster Plan, wherein I shall spend 6 months in Yucatan, Quintana Roo, and Chiapas learning about permaculture, social movements, how not to die of a snake bite, how not to die of dysentery, how not to die of malaria, how not to die of a scorpion sting, and how not to die of exhaustion whilst farming in the jungle. If I return alive to the United States, I plan to install myself semipermanently in some type of hippie eco-village or permaculture/intentional community. If you have advice (or even questions) about this, message me! I'm definitely into meeting like-minded people all over.

My most obvious talent is placing beautiful words together in a Very Fancy Prose Style (VFPS) that is evocative, redolent, and intriguing. You may be aware of writers such as F. Scot Fitzgerrings, Ernst Hemmings, George McOrwelles, Winston P Churchsteins, Ian McEwok, and Christoff Hitchensts. They all consider me to be a superior Writerman.

Perhaps you and I should determine which of us is the more fancy writer.

My fancy monocle, mustache, and top hat. Then they notice my name (which they usually like a lot). Then they notice my glorious pecs, biceps, quads, deltoids, calves, abdominoids, and other Attractive Physical Features (APFs).

Musics: Fancy Gogol Bordello, Fancy Devotchka, Fancy Britney Spears, Fancy Rammstein, Fancy Tonino Carotone, Fancy Calle 13, Fancy Junior Senior, Daft Punk (the fancy years), Fancy Timbaland, Fancy Justice, et ceteras.

Writings: I can only read the best of writings from the best of writers like Ernst Hemings, Richard Darkwings, Zombie Orwells, Malcolm Xs, Scott Fitzgerolds, Christoff Hitchends, Neal Stephensonians, Jack P Skellingtons, RL Stines, and the Stephens (Kings and Hawkings), et ceteras.

Food: fancy cigars, fancy wine.

whether I could marry someone who isn't desperately in love with Gogol Bordello.

Plotting the collapse of civilization.

If you read all that, I like you already. I'll be in Mexico from November 2012 until May 2013. If you are as desperately in love with shitty beer as I am; if you are an explorer; if you enjoy pedantic whisky-infused conversation (or if you prefer careening unfocused tequila-infused confabulation); or if you understand how to manage non-monogamy; if you are equally capable of pursuing AND being pursued, then message me! I'm looking for new friends, new flings, and new revolutionary comrades during my time in Mexico.